Anorak | Susan Boyle Joins Abba

Susan Boyle Joins Abba

by | 15th, June 2009

susan-boyle-abba SUSAN Boyle Watch : Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Susan Boyle in the news. Susan goes home. Glasgow waits for Susan Boyle. Abba’s Super Trouper made real is at rest.

SUSAN Boyle knows. Susan Boyle knows that to be truly great you need to go out on a high; you need to keep them baying for more.

Susan Boyle has limped from the stage. She will not go on in Manchester. Susan Boyle will not say, “I lurve yooooou Manchesta”, or, given her catchphrase, F*** off Manchester.”

Manchester will not be made whole by Susan Boyle, she of the angelic voice ”.

Instead of Boyle in the flesh, Manchester locals received a video clip of her journey played on stage.

Manchester is now a stage of the Cross Scot. Children will weep.

Tonight, Susan Boyle is scheduled to tread the

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