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Piers Morgan Smells Of Cooked Meat And Ketchup

by | 15th, June 2009

pires-morgan-burger-king PIERS Morgan has yet to release his eponymous scnet, and many have wondered why. Will sulphur and humbug catch on?

Now, thanks to Burger King, we know Piers smalls of top notes of onions and pickles over base notes of warmed bun, cooked meat and moist lettuce.

Yours for £4.99, or free if you hang about the deep-fat fryer long enough…

Other scents:


Base notes of the clown’s own special sauce and two all beef patties, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun mean MacPhew! can be sprayed both on the body, and on the plastic seating and table tops before dining…


With ingredients known only to a few living souls outside the Bay Area Laboratory Co-operative, Nugget coats the body in a crust of allure that says “Finger Lickin’ Good”. Works on legs, breasts and that bit no-one quite manages to indentify and tastes a bit gamey…

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