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Big Brother Bullying Makes Us Cry

by | 17th, June 2009

sree-big-brother CONGRATULATIONS to all of you who chose Week 3 in the Big Brother Bullying Sweepstake .

The Sun brings news that Sree is a victim of housemates’ bullying.

Sree is the one draped over Noirin like a wet flannel. Noirin, who like Sree, Rodrigo, Angel and Cairon has been imported to make up for an alarming shortfall in British wannabes (we are all celebs now, darling) , may be the first person to suffocate a housemate live on British telly.

As for the bullying…

Sree Dasari’s temper flared yesterday after he was picked on again during a new task Housemates were ordered to perform a routine to song Me Ol’ Bamboo from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

Me Ol’ Bamboo. Is that rhyming slang from colonial times? Remind us how it goes again, Videroy:

Caractacus: You use a sturdy pole.

Chorus: To protect their fair complexion

Ah, yes. No room for misunderstanding here. As you were, dark-skinned Sree:

Caractacus: Ladies use a parasol.

Chorus: It’s useful in the underbrush

Caractacus: To have a hefty spear.

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