Katie Price Tells All About Her New Man, Drugs And Biscuits
DID you know that Jordan has been “On anti-depressants all my married life”?
So says the OK! cover. Or as the Daily Star puts it:
“I had to take drugs to survive marriage to Pete.”
So did the drugs run out? And what drugs were they?
On page 128 of OK!, readers hear from Katie:
“I’ve been reading in the press about poor, tortured Katie Price, but I’m doing fine. And I’m certainly not nibbling on biscuits…”
Are biscuits slang for those drugs?
“Everyone who comes through my door gets offered biscuits.”
Moving on…
I’m doing really well, focusing on the kids, keeping fit and moving forward - and after four years I’m no longer taking my anti-depressants. I’m in a really good place.”
A place identified by the Mirror as “Ibiza”.
So what about that other front-page screamer, the one: “MY NEW MAN’S A CAGE FIGHTER”?
Well…
“This guy who’s training us [she is with ambulatory Jaffa Cake Michelle Heaton] – he’s a cage fighter.”
Says Katie:
“I’ve got abs.”
Which turns out not to be an acronym but a muscle group, in the stomach.
Katie then turns to other matters, namely readers’ issues, taking in:
“My Old Flames Won’t Leave Me Alone”
And
“I Can’t Shift The Depression”
It’s life mirroring celebrity magazines…
Posted: 17th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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June 22nd, 2009 at 4:03 pm
and here is a video of katie and michelle training at gym for cage fighters
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJCZQAEs9JQ
June 18th, 2009 at 8:39 am
I agree Steve - she needs a good sharp shock because she is going off the rails rapidly at the moment and seems completely out of control. Peter Andre, however, continues to show his parenting skills - at least one of the parents is showing some responsibility and common sense at the moment.
Katie is now behaving in a typically aggressive manner of someone who knows they have completely cocked up the best thing they ever had and can’t do anything to repair the damage.
Irini - it’s not always about the money - if you remember that in your life, you will be a lot happier…
June 17th, 2009 at 7:53 pm
The dozey bint needs a really hard slap, but this government has made torture illegal unless you are a striking colour of orange.
And she is……..
So, bring it on.
June 17th, 2009 at 7:53 pm
Katie Price is great, and she has been and continous to be the main breadwinner of the two, Peter Andre is a lazy man who is laways playing the ”victim”, he just does not have the money or the job to provide financial security for the kids…so yes Katie has to do it all the hard work by herself while this oiled Greek takes all the glory… Peter Andre is ”Dr Jekyll and Mr Hide” character. I hate Peter Andre.
June 17th, 2009 at 3:15 pm
..did she really say “focussing on the kids”….???
with every opening of her mouth she turns people off even more and makes her soon-to-be ex husband look like a martyr with the patience of a saint….