Peter Andre Cries At Katie Price’s Orgy
PETER Andre is in “tears” as Katie Price “spends night with hunk”.
So says the Sun, which shows on its front page Peter Andre’s eyes watering, tears threatening to streak his tan as his estranged wife gets clinched by another man.
And yes these would be the same tears that were caught by the holidaying lads at Matrix photos up close and of which the Mail says:
Heartbroken Peter Andre has maintained a brave face in the wake of his split from Katie Price but today his emotions got the better of him. The Australian singer broke down as he greeted his mother Thea at Cyprus airport today. He was overcome with tears as the pair embraced after she flew into the Mediterranean island from her home in Australia.
So Peter is not crying for Katie’s clinch at all. He’s happy or relived to see his dear old mum.
As the Mirror says:
While the tearful singer hugged his mum in Cyprus and pleaded “Give me strength”, defiant Katie reverted to her boozy Jordan alter-ego on the party island of Ibiza.
The Sun’s picture of Jordan and said man all looks pretty innocent, but the Star is on hand to explain, it understanding such things. And readers get the caption:
“JORDAN’S SEX ISLE ORGIES DESTROY PETE.”
If this is an orgy, Old Mr anorak suggests Jordan is out of practice. But the Star is not twinned with Channel X for nothing, and if any paper knows about orgies it is this one, or the laminated one OMA keeps in his library.
Tony Parsons is appalled:
Jordan later stopped the pedalos on Bora Bora beach as she posed on the sand with her bottom held higher than her head.
“Where’s Pete?” shouted concerned sunbathers. Looks like she just buried him.
Just look at her mum-of-three arse in the air. Look. Look. Look.
Fiona Phillips looks:
If lovely, mild-mannered, big-hearted Peter Andre [see those teary photos] ever doubts he’s made a mistake in leaving Katie Price then the latest pictures of his estranged wife must confirm he’s done the right thing.
Writhing around, face-down in the sand with her backside in the air, Katie Price has officially let fame take over. Look. Look. Look.
And look at him:
While Pete was being comforted, Kate was showing off new man Lowther, 28, on the balcony of her Spanish island hotel in the full view of photographers. She was keen to let it be known that she had been locked up in her bedroom with him after clubbing, drinking and partying all night.
This would be the Lowther with the big Jordan’s the bulbous chest and the orangey skin and the shiny excitable hair that looks like a camper, taller version of Peter Andre?
Over in the Star, Jessica Brown, I spotted by Jordan. Easlier in the week Jordan is said to have threatened to perform instrant cosmetic surgery on
Says our Jess:
At one point in a bar she threatened: “Tonight I am going to be Kate Price and I am going to be elegant – but at midnight Jordan will be coming out, so just watch yourself!”
It’s hard to spot the difference between elegant Katie and wanky Jordan, both of them being middle-aged aids to onanism.
And much admired by the press…
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June 26th, 2009 at 1:08 pm
Hee hee, well I never! I’d be gutted if I handed over 250 of my hard earned quids and found out Lisa is actually Larry! Still, once you’ve paid………
June 26th, 2009 at 8:43 am
I’ve seen that phone card Eggman (just off George St), and that Lisa is actually a trannie from Paddington.
June 26th, 2009 at 1:38 am
Hey,you’re not the Lisa London from Marble Arch who would like to meet polite gentleman for 250 quid an hour are you perchance? Because that would be kinda ironic,what with you calling someone else a slag….
June 26th, 2009 at 1:32 am
Perhaps you could learn to spell before you come on this “Lo Life Site” you fuckwit.
Sorry Mods, for swearing. I’ve not seen spelling this bad since Jade Goody died.
Moderator - given the circumstances there is no need to apologise
June 26th, 2009 at 12:24 am
I
have ‘dealings’ with the Mirror-they are NOT all that….
Ok, BANN ME…SAY’S A LOT…..
June 26th, 2009 at 12:12 am
OMG…IS MICHAEL DEAD? I hope not….Now u Slag get urself off the limelight..u are nothing, Pete MADE u - not u him, wht on earth would a handsome man be doing with u? u actually aimed 2 dstroy him, him who took on Daddy Role whils’t Dwight was away frolloking (not with horses’s!) P’haps similar!! Be u get off this site as the only morons (xcuse me as I am vexed) will be leering/w*****g over ur pictures. Get a life woman for u are NOT all that - plastic surgery/gob whitening/white lighting/God lighting - u are a darn MESS..
Michael, God R est Your SOUL….YOU WERE SINCERE -SORI i HAD 2 POST ON SUCH A LO-LIFE SITE.
June 25th, 2009 at 10:01 pm
Pete’s ‘mushroom’ must have rose to a ‘toad in the hole’ in order 4 2 smashing nippers emerge. She is in serious need of professional help as reading between the lines - she’s not just embarassed, she’s utterly un-loved by the only Man who could tolerate her way-ward ways/bouts.Why is ‘Yorkie’ now involved when Harvey knows Pete as his Dad! Begs to differ as ‘Yorkie’ took no involvment - guess now cashing in for a scope…HELLO!
Jordan has had her day (in hell) and instead of belitting herself she should concentrate on her nippers and show a better profilio 4 n yrs to come, this is not good viewing. Jordan ‘is’ using Harvey…
Pete, get your music road riding and find yourself a DECENT LADY..u are worth it ten/fold. Take care mate xx
June 22nd, 2009 at 9:03 am
…that’s if he really did…. she just seems to be lashing out wildly and doing whatever she can to hurt him - classic strop from a woman who finally broke the man who adored her and now she realises she has lost the best thing she ever had and can’t get him back, so she’s trying to make him pay… and doing it very successfully, in terms of hurting him, but making herself look a complete and utter spoilt brat in the process.
Katie Price did a really good job reinventing herself in recent years as a serious businesswoman and mother of 3 - a lot of people, myself included, admired her tenacity and business acumen. It’s a shame that she has chosen to throw all that new reputation away in favour of the old slaggy Jordan image, which very few people can take seriously.
I bet Peter Andre isn’t perfect, but if you could stand watching any of their documentary programmes, you could see that he clearly adored her and she treated him like shit - I don’t see him going out partying and playing the field with available women… all I have seen is a guy desperate to keep contact with his kids…
June 21st, 2009 at 7:51 pm
She claimed Peter cheated on her? It sure hasn’t taken her much time to get over the shock of a cheating husband and to jump into bed with another. Peter is grieving more like he was a cuckled husband.