Twitter Iran: How To Swear In Farsi
BECAUSE Iran’s Supreme Leader Ayatollah Khamenei is following evil Britons on Twitter - all of you! - Anorak thinks it improtant that you know how to convey your feelings in a recognisable fashion. We bring you the Twitter Guide to Farsi Swearing.
How to Twitter Iran - a guide to swearing in Farsi (NSFW):
Madar kooni——>Your mom is gay
Tu zetch hasti——>You’re ugly!
Tu khaly booeh bad mead——>You smell really bad
Kiret biyofteh——>May your penis fall
Sag bokonatet——>May a dog fuck you
Sag nanato kard——>A dog fucked your mom
Kiram too ajdadet——>My cock in your ancestors
Tokmat gereh bokhoran——>May your balls get tied in a knot
Choob too konet——>A stick in your ass
Mesleh sag bemiri——>May you die like a dog
Kiret mariz besheh——>An infection to your penis
Morde shooreto bebaran——>May you be washed by a corpse washer. (I hope you die)
Goozidam too cheshmet——>I fart in your eye
Goh bebareh roo gahbret——>May shit rain upon your grave
Meshosham beh seebillet——>I piss on your moustache
Tokhmam kafe dastet——>My testicles on your palm
Posted: 21st, June 2009 | In: Politicians Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
Comments
June 21st, 2009 at 6:13 pm
I piss on your moustache is a win in any language.
June 21st, 2009 at 3:30 pm
Anorak - are you certain the above are correct? I’ve found some email addresses to Iranian Embassies in the US and wanted to send my thoughts to them!