Gordon Brown Thanks Iran’s Ayatollah Ali Khamenei
FOLLOWING Ayatollah Ali Khamenei’s promise that Britain is the world’s most evil country and the No.1 threat to the Iranian theocracy and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Gordon Brown has been taking the plaudits. He writes:
AS your Supreme Leader, I would like to take this opportunity to say, that it is with very great pleasure, that following a period of readjustment, that I can announce that, yes, we are now on the path to recovery. Britain is once again an international force to be reckoned with and respected and above all feared.
What is more, it is my firm belief that the Axis of Evil – North Korea, the Home Counties and Iran – is far less powerful than their so-called Axis of Evil - the United States, Israel and at its head a proud Great Britain.
As Mr Khamenei said:
“They are showing their true enmity towards the Islamic state, and the most evil of them all is the British government!”
At such moments I recall the words of my father, who told me that without courage you cannot achieve, and if by achieving you can gain courage then you have no need to fear.
To reiterate, it is my very great privilege to say once more that Great Britain is at the forefront of world affairs.
Finally, and to conclude, the British Government stands for freedom and liberty. As such we will be reading all Twitter messages and emails for signs of insurrection.
Yours ever upwards,
GB.
Questions:
Ivor Pen: Will you stand down if it is the will of the people to topple an unelected leader?
GB: I know where you live.
Posted: 22nd, June 2009 | In: Politicians Comments (26) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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June 24th, 2009 at 10:58 pm
Can belive this, is that you Cvele pretending to be an American? Whoever you are, you can’t spell nor punctuate and our children in second grade can spell and punctuate. Whatever you are smoking, shooting or sniffing it has addled your brain.
June 24th, 2009 at 8:22 pm
Is this real?? im american and I think that gordon brown has a piece of s.. as a brain. He dont realize that the straight of harmuz in iran is where 40% of the oil passes through and they have threated to close that place in the case of being attacked. which is gonna happen this year sicne israely intelligence hav sid that iran qill have the bomb in 2010.
though his economy will go to the freakign toilet if that happens way to go idiot. stupidity is gonna starve us all. think more before you open your dumb mouth.
June 24th, 2009 at 8:10 pm
Cvele, I’m 100% sure you’re a Serbian person. You’re just so bitter about everyone!
With apologies to nice Serbians.
June 24th, 2009 at 8:20 am
are you naturally a tosser, Cvele, or do you have to work at it…?
go wave your silly little fingers somewhere else and find someone your own age to play with…
June 24th, 2009 at 2:19 am
Lol… so many wankers wanna have their say. And yet not a single point has been made. Whats funny is that where I am from matters not. I made my arguments and unless someone says something meaningful and worth my rebut Ill be all to happy to let you know where I am from. But if you are just gonna be ignorant then there is no point. Brits I wave my two arrow fingers at you. LOL! And hell no Im not French they eat frogs… thats just wrong.
Moderator - You have not made any arguments whatsoever, you have just thrown insults at strangers about their country
June 23rd, 2009 at 11:36 am
“Ein Reich, ein Führer, ein Joke!”
June 23rd, 2009 at 11:00 am
do the Nazis have a sense of humour then…?
June 23rd, 2009 at 10:40 am
..well if CV is not GG…I have my suspicions that he/she …maybe…BlackBoob having a laugh… the funny face of the BNP….possibly?
June 23rd, 2009 at 10:24 am
Probably just taken off, dairy, or the battery is flat on the laptop
June 23rd, 2009 at 9:59 am
you’ve gone very quiet, Cvele - and what was the point of your tirade exactly….?
we know that our country isn’t going to win any popularity contests around the world, but quite frankly, we don’t care….
they don’t like it up ‘em, Mr Mainwaring……
June 22nd, 2009 at 10:06 pm
Didn’t mean to write Cleve I meant Cvele
June 22nd, 2009 at 10:04 pm
I googled: name - Cleve - found one in Belgrade, others I couldn’t read the foreign language (sorry), one who has travelled in India, Bombay,etc. list was endless so I gave up after awhile.
June 22nd, 2009 at 10:01 pm
Yes, I’m afraid that I am sad and I “googled” the name (actually, technically I “binged” it). Obviously happy to come on here and slag us off but not able to tell us their nationality, how proud are you of your country then!?
I’m British and proud of it. Most of the time, anyway! lol
June 22nd, 2009 at 9:44 pm
Nah Percy, I don’t think so, if Cvele was UK resident, then he/she would have to use sterling and not that funny euro stuff.
Probably some inmate waiting to be deported…
Can’t be arsed with him/her
June 22nd, 2009 at 9:19 pm
Beaten to the draw by Dr Eggman
Did you google Cvele as well, or am I the only one who’s that sad?
June 22nd, 2009 at 9:16 pm
I think Cvele could well be Serbian so Cheryl you would be correct in saying he/she isn’t from a european country. They’re trying to join the european union but they’re not allowed
June 22nd, 2009 at 8:52 pm
June, I think you are barking up the wrong tree. I have my suspicions that CV is really a Scottish brother…ScoBro….of Gordon Brown….GoBro…..I believe he/she is really ..the one & only….GG….i.e. George Galloway…
June 22nd, 2009 at 8:32 pm
Hell Bells, are you from a fng friendly to Rabid Dog and his rabid pack, Cvele?
You say: “Oh and wait till Iran goes all out nuclear. Britain will have as much say as it does in North Korea. Who also laugh at the wankers” …. “Thats what happens to proud Imperialists,,,”
You are from a friendly to Iran … ‘proud Imperialists’ that is a term that wouldn’t be used by anyone over there or over here or over in Europe at all.
June 22nd, 2009 at 8:24 pm
Come on Cvele, you’re Serbian or Kosovan or something Balkanish. Am I right or am I right?
June 22nd, 2009 at 8:19 pm
Gordon Brown…..Supreme Leader…. who’s been reading Private Eye?
You’ll have that nice Mr Hislop writing to you again!
.
June 22nd, 2009 at 8:03 pm
Cvele
Don’t be shy. Tell us which country you come from so we can take to take the piss. Please be French, I’ve got dozens of French jokes
June 22nd, 2009 at 7:57 pm
GB is hated on a global scale. Proof of that is… im NOT Iranian. As for the rest of the comments… ridiculous. No one has even been able to try to disprove my points. Maybe because they are facts?! Its obvious some people in london still believe they live in renaissance past. Too bad… those days have long come and gone… and its only a matter of time before britain concedes to the EU (German and French) conditions and becomes nothing more then a province. Proof of that is the drop in the use of the pound and rise in the use of the euro. Poland will have more say then you in a not too distant future.
June 22nd, 2009 at 5:15 pm
Cvele
leave our PM alone, we can hate him with vigour, but you have to be UK born and bred to do that.
June 22nd, 2009 at 5:07 pm
Cvele….GB stands for GoBro, aka Gordon Brown….but please don’t let me stop you ranting, I believe it is all the rage in Iran.
June 22nd, 2009 at 4:04 pm
…and where are you from, Cvele? it’s a little difficult to tell from the state of your punctuation….
June 22nd, 2009 at 2:56 pm
TOOO funny… GB is a joke. It doesnt even exist anymore. Oh and wait till Iran goes all out nuclear. Britain will have as much say as it does in North Korea. Who also laugh at the wankers. Really England has become the global joke since they went so far up American back side that all they can see is Texas. What is it you still control that isnt yours? Scotland and NI and thats IT! Plus I heard Scots are making a big push for independence. Russians treat you like pawns and that is only going to get worse. Thats what happens to proud Imperialists. They dont see the end b4 its too late. RIP GB