Comments on: Peter Andre Inflates Jordan’s Knickers http://www.anorak.co.uk/214250/celebrities/peter-andre-inflates-jordans-knickers.html Tabloid news for broadsheet readers Wed, 25 Nov 2009 12:50:27 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 hourly 1 By: Steve http://www.anorak.co.uk/214250/celebrities/peter-andre-inflates-jordans-knickers.html/comment-page-1#comment-414476 Steve Tue, 23 Jun 2009 17:44:11 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=214250#comment-414476 You forgot, shoving a mobile phone (possibly to retrieve the lost sky remote) up her snatch. http://www.shakewellbeforeuse.com/images/Katie-Price-cell-phone-02.jpg Classy You forgot, shoving a mobile phone (possibly to retrieve the lost sky remote) up her snatch.

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Classy

]]> By: Sarah77 http://www.anorak.co.uk/214250/celebrities/peter-andre-inflates-jordans-knickers.html/comment-page-1#comment-414469 Sarah77 Tue, 23 Jun 2009 16:04:33 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=214250#comment-414469 Jordan - famous for pulling her boobs out in public to advertise her calendars for men to buy. Special card - Extra large implants, lots of long blonde hair, young. Late 20's career flagged, entered reality show. Met Peter Andre, also with flagging career. Perfect match - a lot in common, both had careers based on looks not pure talent. Special card - and agent that cashed in on the Fairytale romance and the perfect looking couple had a Barbie wedding. Special card - Katie cashed in on the disabled son card and was even voted best mother. Products - Horse stories for children. By this time many thought she had really become a good role model and overlooked her tarty past and bought the books. Bad idea - the reality shows showed us that far from a good mother Katie used nannies and spent too much time thinking about how she looked or how people thought she looked. Both Katie and Peter came across as a shallow, arrogant couple that put themsleves before their kids. Katie now - no special card - hair dark - looks 10 years older - boobs smaller - in 30's. Her advertising of her boobs in public no longer gain men's admiration as they now see her as a mother figure and it is unattractive to see a woman abandon her kids for a boozy holiday where she acts like a complete tart. Calendars will not sell well to men anymore. Childrens books, perfume and bedlinnen will not sell well to women anymore as they do not wish to identify with a cheap tart . Peter - special card - he has an agent that is cashing in on the good dad image to sell his songs. This is sincere, you can see that, however it is still not good for the kids to be caught up in an advertising campaign. People will buy his albums, but many will wonder how hard he tried to save his marriage. Conclusion ; Katie was happy being Jordan and just went along with the good girl image to make more money and keep Peter happy. She is displaying all the symptoms of an alcoholic. Peter has tried to show her she needs help but there is nothing he can do. She has to see for herself that she has a problem, unfortunately she has surrounded herself by people who also have the same problem. I do feel sick watching this as I know she is about to spiral down to her lowest point and on the way she will blame Peter. I pray that they both take themselves out of the limelight, stay at home and give up these horrid reality shows. The reality is that life with Peter and Katie is not perfect , they tried too hard to convince themselves and everyone else that it was . They both have enough money so please no more.....no more stories please..... when will we learn....we watched the Diana and Charles fairytale fall apart and end in distaster and now we are about to witness another fairytale go wrong.....no more. Fairytales are not real, reality shows are not real and Jordans boobs are not real!!!!!! Jordan - famous for pulling her boobs out in public to advertise her calendars for men to buy.
Special card - Extra large implants, lots of long blonde hair, young.
Late 20’s career flagged, entered reality show.
Met Peter Andre, also with flagging career.
Perfect match - a lot in common, both had careers based on looks not pure talent.
Special card - and agent that cashed in on the Fairytale romance and the perfect looking couple had a Barbie wedding.
Special card - Katie cashed in on the disabled son card and was even voted best mother.
Products - Horse stories for children. By this time many thought she had really become a good role model and overlooked her tarty past and bought the books.
Bad idea - the reality shows showed us that far from a good mother Katie used nannies and spent too much time thinking about how she looked or how people thought she looked. Both Katie and Peter came across as a shallow, arrogant couple that put themsleves before their kids.
Katie now - no special card - hair dark - looks 10 years older - boobs smaller - in 30’s.
Her advertising of her boobs in public no longer gain men’s admiration as they now see her as a mother figure and it is unattractive to see a woman abandon her kids for a boozy holiday where she acts like a complete tart.
Calendars will not sell well to men anymore.
Childrens books, perfume and bedlinnen will not sell well to women anymore as they do not wish to identify with a cheap tart .
Peter - special card - he has an agent that is cashing in on the good dad image to sell his songs. This is sincere, you can see that, however it is still not good for the kids to be caught up in an advertising campaign.
People will buy his albums, but many will wonder how hard he tried to save his marriage.
Conclusion ; Katie was happy being Jordan and just went along with the good girl image to make more money and keep Peter happy.
She is displaying all the symptoms of an alcoholic. Peter has tried to show her she needs help but there is nothing he can do. She has to see for herself that she has a problem, unfortunately she has surrounded herself by people who also have the same problem.
I do feel sick watching this as I know she is about to spiral down to her lowest point and on the way she will blame Peter. I pray that they both take themselves out of the limelight, stay at home and give up these horrid reality shows.
The reality is that life with Peter and Katie is not perfect , they tried too hard to convince themselves and everyone else that it was .
They both have enough money so please no more…..no more stories please…..
when will we learn….we watched the Diana and Charles fairytale fall apart and end in distaster and now we are about to witness another fairytale go wrong…..no more.
Fairytales are not real, reality shows are not real and Jordans boobs are not real!!!!!!

]]> By: percy http://www.anorak.co.uk/214250/celebrities/peter-andre-inflates-jordans-knickers.html/comment-page-1#comment-414450 percy Tue, 23 Jun 2009 08:51:06 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=214250#comment-414450 ...fer fecks sake...this is worse than I first thought.....we think I am now turning into a pycho also......it's Jordan's fault i tell you....the bitch is the Satan with silicone & a suntan... Katie needs to cut her up and kick her out.....Poor Petey....what did he ever do?..to deserve this. …fer fecks sake…this is worse than I first thought…..we think I am now turning into a pycho also……it’s Jordan’s fault i tell you….the bitch is the Satan with silicone & a suntan…
Katie needs to cut her up and kick her out…..Poor Petey….what did he ever do?..to deserve this.

]]> By: percy http://www.anorak.co.uk/214250/celebrities/peter-andre-inflates-jordans-knickers.html/comment-page-1#comment-414447 percy Tue, 23 Jun 2009 08:41:31 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=214250#comment-414447 Me & my new found friends have just had a conference and concluded that Katie must kill Jordan ...there is no other way for this nightmare to end. P.S. I have tried drink & drugs and they don't work. Me & my new found friends have just had a conference and concluded that Katie must kill Jordan …there is no other way for this nightmare to end.
P.S. I have tried drink & drugs and they don’t work.

]]> By: June http://www.anorak.co.uk/214250/celebrities/peter-andre-inflates-jordans-knickers.html/comment-page-1#comment-414446 June Tue, 23 Jun 2009 08:21:42 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=214250#comment-414446 So, it will be Percies 1,2 and 3? So, it will be Percies 1,2 and 3?

]]> By: coolandcalm http://www.anorak.co.uk/214250/celebrities/peter-andre-inflates-jordans-knickers.html/comment-page-1#comment-414444 coolandcalm Tue, 23 Jun 2009 08:12:13 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=214250#comment-414444 Trust me Percy. Next stop (damage limitation) will be the Bi-Polar diagnosis that forgives everything. See Kerry Katona. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Trust me Percy. Next stop (damage limitation) will be the Bi-Polar diagnosis that forgives everything.
See Kerry Katona.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

]]> By: percy http://www.anorak.co.uk/214250/celebrities/peter-andre-inflates-jordans-knickers.html/comment-page-1#comment-414440 percy Tue, 23 Jun 2009 07:41:49 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=214250#comment-414440 ...you could,nt make this up.......could you? ...Well you could...but would it be worth it?.........yes it would. Fecking hell this story has made me go schizo....got me speaking to myselves....I'm becoming just like Katie/Jordan. I think I better go and sit in a quiet corner and get a grip on myself....and my new found pair of enormous tits. This could be more fun than I/we first thought. …you could,nt make this up…….could you? …Well you could…but would it be worth it?………yes it would.
Fecking hell this story has made me go schizo….got me speaking to myselves….I’m becoming just like Katie/Jordan. I think I better go and sit in a quiet corner and get a grip on myself….and my new found pair of enormous tits.
This could be more fun than I/we first thought.

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