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An Invitation To Join Joe Cole As He Marries Carly Zucker

by | 24th, June 2009

joe-cole-zucker OK! invites its readers to a Joe Cole and Carly Zucker wedding “special”.

In Joe Cole scores ”, readers can see Cole (smart light grey FA Cup Final-type suit) stood behind Carly Zucker (plain white dress), herself stood behind John Terry, the England captain clad in a sunset yellow suit with what appears to be a bouquet of white roses growing from behind his right eat. In front of John Terry facing him is his wife, Toni Terry, dressed in the contents of King Midas’s bottom drawer, the stuff he reserved for when he wanted to dazzle.

This turns out to be a picture not from the Zucker-Cole do but an old shot of Toni marrying John Terry in 2007. OK! readers need to make do with a Manchester United squad player, Wes Brown, marrying a WAG who has never eaten insects in a professional capacity.

Over in Hello! , readers are invited to the whole do, billed as the WEDDING OF THE YEAR “an extraordinary and emotional Chelsea celebration”.

Leaving OK! at the door, we venture into the Royal Hospital

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