Big Brother: Kris Rejects Sophie Reade
SEXY Sophie Reade and Kris Donnelly make a “last ditch attempt to heat up Big Brother — sharing a steamy shower”.
So says the Sun, which mistakes failed actor Kris Donnelly and pneumatic topless model Sophie Reade for Big Brother production staff who rely on the show for their money.
The Sun is mistaken. Kris might be a failed actor and occasional model, and Sophie might be an inflatable aid to masturbation, but they are just two humble people in a crazy situation.
And having got off with each other and groped for the cameras, Kris talks things over with Sree, in the manner of a finger-permed Danny Zuko sharing his summer of loving with an aroused Vienna Boys Choir.
Sree: “So, are you Dogface’s boy?”
Kris: “No way, mate. Not having that chat for a while, not in this house. It’s a big step. I’m not jumping into a relationship. That’s not to say when I get out I’m going around with other girls, because I’m not.”
No, Kris, Sophie is the one for you. The magazine deals, the holiday, the engagement, the marriage, the renewal of vows, the whole nine inches…
In other Big Brother news - even the Daily Star - the official Big Brother newspaper - is not featuring the show on its cover, going instead with news that Jordan has sat on a horse.
Posted: 25th, June 2009 | In: Big Brother, Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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