Harvii Kindlon Gives Megan Fox The Yellow Rose Of London
by Anorak | 25th, June 2009
LONDON schoolboy Harvii Kindlon is the 11-year-old Megan Fox is flicking off her shoulder like a fly from a golden turd.
Says Fox, understandingly:
“I’m sorry, sweet boy. I would never do that to you and I would gladly accept your rose if I see you again.”
What follows is NSFW, but Old Mr Anorak recalls a Stag Do in which the late great Bernard Manning lent forward and told a snooty woman lucky enough to be in the crowd:
“You’ll be in my w*** tonight.”
Fox may not be seeing Harvii, but Harvii…
Posted: 25th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
