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Peter Andre Compiles Katie Price Dossier of Disgrace

by | 26th, June 2009

jordan-andrePETER Andre and Jordan Watch: Katie Price gets the kids back and Peter Andre compiles a divorce dossier…

KATIE Price never did meet Michael Jackson, and Peter Andre never did get to sing that duet. But life moves on. There is always Iran.

KATIE PRICE, aka Jordan, said on the Twitter website: “ooooh my god sooo shocked rest in peace mj you were the KING OF POP a total legend xxxxxxxxxxx.”

Today the Sun says that Peter Andre is compiling a “dossier” on his estranged wife’s behaviour:

FURIOUS Peter Andre is compiling a divorce dossier of Jordan’s wild antics to try to get full custody of the kids. The Mysterious Girl singer is likely to cite unreasonable behaviour in the family courts against his glamour model wife following her week of wild living on the party island of Ibiza.

Likely. And if it is likely, then what is maybe, sort of, likely to be in this dossier, or case, as lawyers are wont to call it:

His lawyers are compiling a ‘dossier of disgrace’ detailing all her alleged terrible behaviour. It is unlikely he will claim adultery, but he may use her Ibiza behaviour — such as snogging strangers — to sully her character in front of the judge.

Likely. May. And can’t this dossier just be back copies of the Sun and the Star?

* Jordan’s steamy night with new hunk

* Huge bang at 4am as Dane stays with Jordan

Pete’s spokesman said last night: “The whole nation is questioning whether Jordan’s behaviour could have a serious effect on the outcome of the custody arrangements. But I can’t comment on that.”

No comment is a comment. But let’s not drag the kidzzzz into it.



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