Michael Jackson Wanted Muslim Burial
BY now you’re probably wondering what Michael Jackson’s been up to. Good to see that the news and broadcast media has been given the King of Pop his dues and playing his songs non-stop for hours now.
For years all we’ve heard about Jackson is that he’s nuts and has a face that presents his impersonators with a moving target.
But then we get a text message that say Michael Jackson has died. And who cannot help feel an extra pang that no sooner has the world woken once more to his talent than he is dead.
It’s a cruel irony, but one Jackson with his keen sense of the absurd would have enjoyed.
Of course, with Jackson gone, you can now say what you like about him. You can’t libel the dead, so here’s the Sun to say that Jackson had converted to Islam, or hadn’t:
The King of Pop’s body was taken to a mortuary late last night by his family who have yet to confirm plans for the 50-year-old’s funeral.
Jacko was raised as a Jehovah’s Witness but before his death there were reports he had secretly converted to Islam. According to Muslim funeral custom the body is usually buried within days of the death.
Other reports say that Jackson was thinking of converting to Scientology, Kabala, Jedi-ism and, weirdly, Catholicism, on account of the “really awesome hats, guys.”
Also in the Sun, we learn of the “they” who Jackson feared were out to kill him. The Taliban? Maybe:
TORMENTED megastar Michael Jackson was terrified of performing the 50 London gigs that were looming, but told pals: “If I don’t tour they’ll kill me.”
In the Mail, we hear:
All three of the children, Prince, 12, Paris, 11, and youngest son Prince Michael II - known as ‘Blanket’ - are said to want to live with Joe and Katherine Jackson.
And in the Mirror:
He was acquitted of child abuse but those allegations never truly left him in life, and they will not let him go in death. Already there are those saying: “Michael could never harm a child.”
Other people are saying other things. Some people are saying not all that much, while others are just repeating the same things.
Meanwhile, the rest of you can get back to watching Wimbledon and waiting for the roof over Centre Court to close. It being Michael great dream to see that happen…
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August 31st, 2009 at 11:14 pm
hIS MEMORIAL SERVICE WAS NOT A SIGN OF HIS FAITH .IT WAS HELD BY HIS CHRISTIAN FAMILY.hE IS DEAD HOW COULD HE SAY SOMETHING AND THEY HAD TO DO IT WITHOUT ANY ISLAMIC SIGNS BECAUSE OF MANY REASONS.MEDIA AND FUNS ALL OF THE WORLD PUBLICITY……EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT!!!! HE WAS MUSLIM !!!!
Moderator - try not to shout
August 14th, 2009 at 9:45 pm
i 4got to put this in my last msg……
this one is 4 u jackie ….. the guy below me….
yeh u keep thinkin that, My Brotha…. boy u gunna be in 4 a shock wen u find out that ur the ones that are actually mislead.
August 14th, 2009 at 9:41 pm
THEY? They will kil me?
As in the Illumanati?… i heard some scary shit bout them fucks…
if that is the case…obviuosly MJ knew they were out to get him becuz he knew some of their secrets and obviously feared that he may tel.
Who ever killed MJ was the same person hu killed Pcess Diana
Cardiac arrest like 3 weeks b4 his comeback tour? plz give it a rest. hu the fuk are we kidding?
R.i.P ILY
Next??? Next i think they most probZ kill Prince. lol
August 11th, 2009 at 9:25 pm
As an American, I truly hope the next country needing help will not call upon us. As far as the muslims go, you are a bunch of mislead people. It’s a pity as I am sure your heart is in the right place. Oh well, the true God (the God of Abraham) will prevail and Jesus Christ will return to set up his kingdom in Israel.
Blessings to all of you………….
August 11th, 2009 at 1:26 pm
Nice one ali. Wish there were more like you. X
August 11th, 2009 at 1:10 pm
What is this I see some relevant discussions. Good for you Anorak
August 11th, 2009 at 8:27 am
it is a great shame, Ali, that your interpretation of Islam seems to be in the minority…
unfortunately the mindless fanatics seem to have the upper hand and - as a consequence - are giving a very different impression of Islam to most people in the western world.
August 11th, 2009 at 7:49 am
i meant enslaved for 200 and not 2000 years. America will never touch 2000 years of existence if it keeps up the kind of arrogance of the two Bush administrations.. If it honors and acknowledges the ‘right to life, liberty and pursuit of happiness’ as being fundamental for all the people of the world not just those who live within her own borders, then alone will America and more so, the rest of the world, survive more than the coming 2000 years. Of course it will foolish to not acknowledge that America does do more than other countries in striving to achieve a just society for its people. Obviously people in China or Afghanistan dont strive for the same…. the fact that you keep striving, is commendable.
August 11th, 2009 at 7:29 am
People find the most frivolous things and highlight them as if they are the core.
the core teaching of Islam is that Allah is one. the meaning of Islam is ’submission to the Will of Allah’. if everything you do is in accordance to the will of Allah, you are a Muslim.
Allah urges us to forgive an act intended to harm us,not once, not twice but thrice.
And even then if the perpetrator refuses to see the light, then we must defend ourselves. Islam is not a new religion. It is the religion of Adam and Abraham.
We believe Jesus Christ, Moses, Adam, Noah, Abraham, and Prophet Mohameed(may peace upon them all) are all equal, but Prophet Mohammed was the last in line and the ‘Seal’ of the Prophets(may peace be upon him)
We are taught to honor and respect all of them equally. Which is why WE CANNOT GO OUT OF OUR WAY AND CRITICIZE THE JEWISH OR THE CHRISITIAN FAITHS, because we consider them to be ‘People of the Book’.
And for those who criticize Islam, it will do you good to read it in the context of circa 600 A.D. Islam was the VERY FIRST RELIGION TO PROPOUND THAT ‘ALL MEN AND WOMEN ARE ENTITLED TO EQUAL RIGHTS’. It was not your declaration of independance. Inspite of your great declaration you enslaved millions of people on the basis of merely their skin tone for nearly 2000 years. You stripped them of their dignity, abased them for more than 80 per cent of the time your nation has been in existence. Pardon me, but look at your own ‘human rights’ record.
On the other hand the first person to read the Azaan, that is the call to prayer, was a man of color who was freed, known as Bilaal. Islam bestowed such a tremendous honor upon a man nearly 1500 years before, who in your country would not be able to dine in a fine hotel, ride in the front of a bus, live in an upper class neighbourhood, or get a job better than a waiter in your country till the year 1960.
Islam was the first religion to grant EQUAL rights to women.It gave her the right to divorce if she was unhappy or ill treated in a marriage, it gave her the right to educate herself, it gave her protection. 1000 years before ANY nation gave a woman the right to vote.
The Prophet’s (M.P.B.U.H)first wife was an educated and independant businesswoman.So it is ridiculous what the Taliban preach and do by not allowing young girls to go to school. Islam was the first religion to ban female infanticide which was rampant in those times. It instituted poygamy as an institution to protect widows and slave girls who were forced into prostituion, had no legal recognition or rights and were abused and treated mercilessly by a tribal and backward society. Eight of the Prophet’s (M.P.B.U.H) nine wives were widows.And he had one child with only one of them.To be sure, it was only a LEGAL arrangement. It was a measure to guarantee safety, protection and dignity to the women who were ostracized and exploited by the prevailing society.
WHAT THE TALIBAN OR AL- QAEDA SAY OR DO IS NOT THE REAL ISLAM. IT IS NOT EVEN CLOSE TO THE REAL ISLAM. ISLAM CLEARLY SAYS “LET THERE BE NO COERCION IN RELIGION”. IT CLEARLY SAYS ” YOUR RELIGION FOR YOU, AND MY RELIGION FOR ME”. In the Prophet’s time (may peace be upon him) all non- Muslims where allowed to practice their professions and live their lives peacefully. It is forbidden for us to be the first aggressor in Islam. We must act and are allowed to act, ONLY in self-defence.
To those who criticize Islam without knowing the fundamental truths about it,
you are really at a loss. Islam is a simple, plain and beautiful religion. It is about being humble before Allah. It teaches us that Allah abhors those who strut arrogantly on earth.
Whatever be Michael Jackson’s religion — He had not a drop, not an iota of arrogance in him. In spite of his super stellar fame, his mesmerizing talent, his colossal material wealth - the man was a humble, child like, truthful human being.
I doubt he ever spoke a harsh or cruel word to anyone in his life. It is IMPOSSIBLE to be like him. Whatever religion he was, he was from God, from Allah, from Jehovah. He was touched by Him.
God bless Michael Jackson. Regardless of his religion, i love him.
And if does not dwell in heaven, no one will.
August 11th, 2009 at 6:58 am
they will be female.
August 3rd, 2009 at 3:03 pm
…might stop the ranting, good idea!!
August 3rd, 2009 at 2:47 pm
Yes, It looks like we’ve picked up another candidate for the customised waistcoat
August 3rd, 2009 at 1:58 pm
…talking of which, this one seems to have sailed right over the top of it all - bless…!
August 3rd, 2009 at 1:54 pm
Oh I see it is the lesson of you to become nude like how animals(Uncivilised) r moving. It is the lesson to loot the wealth from all over the world.
It is the lesson to detain an innocent muslim and torture him in the name of anti terrorism, it is the lesson to help jews to occupy the land of muslim and kill them, it is the lesson that u only keep arms and sell to your allies( Hey world it peaceful !) and not allowing anybody to produce arms.it is the lesson slipping with every night with different spouse.It is the lesson to produce blue film to destroy the youth. You people may don’t know even your fathers name.it is this the freedom so man can use ladies like a napkin. it is your lesson to behave with black like slave.See all european christan’s history.
Moderator - Your epistle , which way is it going , from you or to you?
August 3rd, 2009 at 11:41 am
yep - talk about making waves…..
August 3rd, 2009 at 9:15 am
Yes, some of those U-Boat commanders were evil persons
August 3rd, 2009 at 8:22 am
all religions are peaceful, in theory…. however, under the surface it’s a completely different story…
August 2nd, 2009 at 9:34 am
Hey Guies u r crying for him , he is a muslim or christan,
But to me that is his belief.
Allah will judge him and all human being in the day of judgment, so everybody should be prepared for that. we should do good deed.
Not like killing civilian in the name so called bush crucade or in the name of jihad. What America and israeel did that was a policy to create some fanatic muslim to show by their strong media that this is the mulim, but in sense Islam is a Peacful and Peaceloving religeon if u read the histrory.
July 30th, 2009 at 8:44 pm
Either MJ was Muslim or Christian doesn’t really bother Me.I am a Proud Christian and wish same for MJ.Wait a while…..Mother Theresa,John Kennedy,Martin Lurther King Jnr.,Mary Slessor,Ricardo Kaka,Jesus Christ and Osama Bin Laden,Sadaam Hussein,The Al-Qaedas,Idi Amin,Iraqi Sucide Bomber,Mohammed;what camp shows peace,love,humanity,positive impact and which shows strife,war,hatred,inhumane act….I would be back!
July 28th, 2009 at 8:34 pm
Why are Muslims or Christians be so desperate to have on “their” side an alleged paedophile who admitted to at least sharing his bed with young boys, who took drugs, was spending other people’s money having squandered his own vast fortune (technically that’s theft or at least fraud) and who, through vanity, altered his own face and who was, let’s be honest, a bit of a mentalist with personality disorders.
I’ve got most of his albums and saw him live, but I wouldn’t let him babysit or lend him fifty quid. Would you?
July 28th, 2009 at 7:38 pm
Michael was a muslim. He did not, could not put on his memorial service - In case you hadn’t noticed he was dead! Other people did that for him. You need to get over it people wanting him to be Christian - Michael was NOT a christian! Google it. He was a muslim like his brother Jermaine is today. GOOGLE IT PEOPLE!
July 28th, 2009 at 11:45 am
157 michael fan - alhamdulillah - isn’t he an Iranian stand-up comedian?
he’s rather good, as I remember….. something to do with having a sense of humour about the more ridiculous aspect of religion, amongst other things….
July 28th, 2009 at 11:41 am
…what exactly are the “punishments” of being a non-muslim….? freedom of speech? women’s rights…? dressing how you wish? not getting stoned or beaten for somebody else’s crime….? if it is put like that, I’m quite happy as an atheist, thanks very much….
btw, would love to know why people think it is some sort of advantage to have 70-odd virgins swanning around you when you pop your clogs….? what happened to a bit of good old-fashioned experience? and what do the muslim ladies get…? oh sorry, I forgot - they are just 3rd class citizens, so they don’t matter, do they…?
grrrrrrr - don’t get me started….
anyway, I think MJ’s body must be well past its sell-by date for a muslim burial now, so that solves that problem….
July 28th, 2009 at 11:39 am
No, I believe the charity Michael is warning us about is Common Purpose.
Now brace yourselves . I have sown the wind
July 28th, 2009 at 11:23 am
This really is turning into the George thread. Lots of text-speak and children who can’t string a sentence together.
Keeps the moderators on their toes I guess!
July 28th, 2009 at 11:06 am
I’m guessing you mean the Nation of Islam, Michael? There are plenty of links between MJ and the NoI on the Internet. There are claims they supplied his bodyguards, amongst other things.
July 28th, 2009 at 10:38 am
I think a certain group was convincing muslims they had converted MJ to Islam, and that certain group was being rewarded handsomely by innocent muslim groups with lots of money to convert others. Obviously, MJ would have to meet w press in London, and it may have come public that indeed, mj had not converted to islam, a certain group would be cut off by their muslim sponsors. look for the charity and all those connected to a certain charity and u may b surprised which names come up
July 26th, 2009 at 9:18 am
u sed it right fust tyme
Moderator - My money is on the wrath of the fanbase being LOUDER than the Wrath of Allah
July 26th, 2009 at 8:56 am
Oh God Yampster. Have they got you too? Tru say tho bruv, wear duz it say in tha Koran tho shalt not be able to spell correctly?
Thanks for making me chuckle!
July 26th, 2009 at 1:48 am
Is it dem dat make u bored or is u bored wid wot dem say. Say true or maybe dey get you lik dem got micheal 4 his beleif
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July 26th, 2009 at 12:23 am
BORED!!!