Daily Mail: Children Must Be Kept Indoors
MEDIA Scare stories: Anorak’s daily look at horror stories making news: Parents warned to keep children indoors as Britain faces emergency heatwave warning
The Dail Mail tells mums and dads to keep the kidzzzz indoors, lest they:
a) Melt
b) Be photographed
c) Inhale fumes from hot Tarmac
d) Catch cancer
e) Meet an immigrant
f) Get hot
g) Miss EastEnders
Answer: f) Hospitals have been put on standby to deal with sunstroke victims as the Met Office issued its first ever heatwave warning amid fears that it could become dangerously hot and humid.
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June 29th, 2009 at 12:56 pm
What about if they affect house prices by being outside!?
June 29th, 2009 at 11:50 am
It’s “Killer Heat” now
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2505963/Killer-heat-health-warning-as-UK-swelters.html
A bit of bloody sunshine for a change, no need to go out equipped with cardie and anorak and I’m risking death
June 29th, 2009 at 8:42 am
Percy (ies)
its the monsoon season, and chuck in a few thunderstorms for good measure, the sun will come out when the whole country is underwater
June 29th, 2009 at 8:27 am
…so from the met office warning of a heatwave we can assume it’s going to piss down with rain again….or who knows…maybe even a hurricane?
June 29th, 2009 at 7:45 am
Blame Iran, it’ll be their hot tarmac
June 29th, 2009 at 7:03 am
No f-ing after a g) Anokar. It’s an h)..