Man Uses Garden Shears IN DIY Circumcision
TO the Lister Hospital in Stevenage, Hertfordshire, where a young man is feeling the affects of circumcising himself with a pair of nail clippers.
To spare his blushes, best he tell his friends that it was performed with a huge pair of garden shears…
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July 5th, 2009 at 3:14 am
Why to spare his blushes?
Do you know what circumcision is?. If so, then you’ll know that nail clippers would do the job perfectly well, no matter the size of your penis.
From the sounds of the author, it sounds like he/she thinks circumcision is to remove the whole penis. Or why else would he/she mention garden shears.
Circumcision involves removing the 4skin. You know, JEW boy. No CHEESE behind that bell end.
July 1st, 2009 at 7:26 pm
Another suggestion. Stand on top of a high building.Tie a wire to the offending part of the anatomy and the other end tied to a brick.Throw it in your own time.make sure the wire is not too long because you dont want to injure any passers by who happen to be on the pavement below.Especially if you have a speech impedement. A stammer would be dissasterous.By the time youve shouted
“wwwaaaatttccchhh oooouttttt bbbbbbbbellllllowwww…aaa fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff” youve struck them.! easier to just wave your arms to warn those below.Bricks are cheap to purchase.Dont use an elastic rope like bunjii jumpers use.Could spring back and hit you in the face..or worse!!Better still. Use a big concrete block and then attach the wire to the offending part of the anatomy and the block.Then,hop,skip and jump over the edgeThe concrete block as a support.But i stress.dont use an elasticated rope.otherwise you could be bobbing up and down before the required result happens and dissrupt office workers witnessing your fall past their windows.Make sure its a heavy concrete block.more than your body weight.Accidents have occurred because of miscalculation.So avoid any head injury if possable.
July 1st, 2009 at 6:13 pm
He might have been better off using a pair of Shears by spear and jackson,.but better still. Maybe using home bred maggotts to chomp there way through the skin.Failing that method,use an axe.Satisfaction guaranteed to get the job done quicker.Still. Next time he tries it i suggest.use a stick of Dynamite.with a long fuse!That will save a miss use of a N.H.S.hospital bed.The bed could then be used by a guy who tried to do it with a Fly MO.Other suggestions would be to tie some wire around it and hold on to an ambulence door,whilst the other end is tied to the wheel of a jet plane.Upon take off.well it speaks for itself. Everything would be taken off.Of course he could try the slamming door method.Just place the offending skin in the corner of a door jamb,and get an accomplice to repeatedly open and slam the door,.but a volunteer might be difficult to come by and the method could take many hours of disturbing door slams.Maybe he should try using an escalator during the rush hour..Just dangle the offending part over where the metal step dissapears at the bottom of the stairs.At least there he could ask for volunteers to help him accomplish this simple task..
July 1st, 2009 at 3:55 pm
shear size matters, June…!!
July 1st, 2009 at 3:48 pm
I can never eat squid again after I saw my first DIY circumcision
July 1st, 2009 at 12:52 pm
size matters?