Comments on: Elton John Outsells Michael Jackson

By: June

June — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 13:55:09 +0000

Anyone think the Queen will let us borrow her 21 gun salute guys? after all she’s at Balmoral now…

You know a line of verse then a round of gunfire and so on for 21 lines

By: dairy

dairy — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 13:19:32 +0000

“She’s Out Of My Life” of course - would adapt nicely IMO - slow enough for everyone to join in and emotive enough to get ‘em all sobbing in the aisles…..

By: June

June — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 22:58:24 +0000

I’m sure if we search all the MJ threads we’ll find enough abusive material, but what tune?

By: Bat E Bird

Bat E Bird — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 18:09:59 +0000

It will have to be written in capitals, parts just spelt badly and others in txt spk. It should also contain no punctuation apart from lots of !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!s at the end.

Oh, it also needs lots of death threats and soul saving offers.

I think I’ve covered the content. Just need some verses and a tune.

By: June

June — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 15:39:34 +0000

Anorak

Why not write a song called MournPorn to be played at sleb send offs? you’ll make a mint on Royalties.

You know something like SobalongwithAnorak…..

ok i’ll go