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Amy Winehouse Banned From Swimming

by | 3rd, July 2009

amy-winehouseAMY Winehouse has been “banned” from swimming in the pool at the Caribbean resort where she currently resides.

Reasons as to why barefoot, reforming drug-addled, post-Blaaaaaaake Winehouse has been banned from dipping in the shared pool may not be immediately obvious.

So the Sun offers an explanation:

Bosses at the Cotton Bay complex in St Lucia were worried by Wino’s latest habit of going swimming after marathon boozing sessions. They feared she was going to drown so barred the singer from the pool for her own safety.

It’s not you, Amy. It’s us. We’re worried. No, the pool is clean as you are. It’s just that we worry that you might drown.

A source said: “Staff have found Amy on a number of occasions collapsed on the grass by the pool after going for a swim. There are concerns that one night she won’t be able to get out of the water and something tragic will happen. She’s regularly drinking large quantities of wine and rum and no one in her condition should be going anywhere near water.”

Not that anyone should ever mix rum nor wine with water. Indeed, mixing any drink with water should be a criminal offence punishable by instant and permanent imprisonment…

In unrelated news:

“Resort chiefs also slapped a ban on Amy keeping flea-ridden stray dogs in her quarters earlier this week.”

But so long as they don’t drink the rum, they can use the pool.



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