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Amber Finney Explains Why She Keeps A Live Squirrel In Her Cleavage

by | 6th, July 2009

amber-finneyWALKING Squirrel sanctuary Amber Finney was last seen secreting a squirrel in her cleavage only for the vermin to pop as she was being interviewed by the police and threaten to grass her up unless he bought a new sports bra, two chicken fillets and the Collected Secret Squirrel on Blue Ray.

Now an internet star, Finney says the squirrel, named Stripe, opened up ”a whole new chapter” in her life. And she wants to tell us why he was in the Valley of the Mings:

It had a broken leg, and I didn’t want to leave him alone. you can’t take animals into the jail, and it was the only place I could put him.”

Anorak readers may well respond with raised eyebrow and look towards the Finney fanny, which is nicknamed the eager beaver for more reason than you can imagine. With no room at the inn, and a family of moles in the outt, the squirrel was bosomed.

Richard Gere is resting…



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