
Celebrity Swine Flu With Coleen Nolan
IN today’s edition of celebrity swine flu, a proud Coleen Nolan explains via the Daily Mirror’s front page:
Coleen: My Boy’s Got Swine Flu
In an article entitled “Coleen’s Fear” (surely “Colene’s pride”? – ed), a beaming Coleen tells us:
“It was terrifying and I’ve been desperately worried about him. I can’t help thinking about the terrible ways in which the disease can develop. I’ve spent ages reading about swine flu on the internet and they say people with asthma are particularly susceptible….Teenage boys are apparently also most at risk, so it’s been a terrible worry.”
We feel for you Coleen. So what happened?
Jake was stopping at actor dad Shane Richie’s London home on Wednesday when he was struck by a crippling headache and fever and was taken to a GP.
Wednesday. It is now Friday. Phew!
Although he is now in quarantine in his bedroom and on the mend, Mirror columnist Coleen faces fresh anxiety as the family waits to learn whether the virus has spread to herself, husband Ray Fensome or children Shane Jr, 21, and daughter Ciara, eight.
Fingers crossed for you Coleen. If they get it just think of how much you’ll have to write about and talk about.
Celebrity swine flu – get it while it’s hot.
Celebrity Swine Flu:
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Big Brother Housemate Contracts Swine Flu
Lisa Rinna Had Pirate Copy Swine Flu
Hollywood Child Star In Swine Flu Terror
Jonathan Ross Linked To Pig Flu
Paris Hilton Flies To Mexico
Swine Flu Hits American Idol
Susan Boyle “Beaten Down By Swine Flu”
Obama Came Into Contact With Suspected Pig Flu
Mexican footballer suspended for Swine Flu antics
Peaches Geldof Linked To Swine Flu
Posted: 10th, July 2009 | In: Celebrities Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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July 10th, 2009 at 3:50 pm
Cheshire Set - don’t forget the banging on about how old she is…..
July 10th, 2009 at 3:33 pm
Should we tell Vanessa to move the phone away from the kitchen sink…..
July 10th, 2009 at 3:24 pm
Even better than this is Vanessa Feltz trying to jump on the ‘bugging’ bandwagon and saying that she thinks her phone was also tapped because the papparrazzi always knew where she was going to be.
Yeah right. Me too. (drags hand across brow and sighs)
July 10th, 2009 at 12:13 pm
This woman makes me grind my teeth in anger - can she not just shut up and keep her swine flu kid/molested as a child/weight loss/sister hates me/loose women stories to herself??? I am sick of the sight of her…
July 10th, 2009 at 11:35 am
oooh while she’s on the net she could update Wikipedia too..