Celebrity Swine Flu With Micah Richards
IN today’s Celebrity Swine Flu bulletin, Sky News reports that England and Manchester City footballer Micah Richards is on trend.
Says Micah from Cyrus:
“At first I thought it was a really bad chest infection, or maybe alcohol poisoning. I felt so weak I couldn’t move or eat.”
Alcohol poisoning is so 1990s. Sine fever is all:
“When I was told I had swine flu all sorts of things started going through my mind. You see on the news people dying of it.”
What you don’t see on the news is people dying of normal flu, bird flu or Spanish flu. What you might se eon the news soon is Greek flu. Be warned.
Meanwhile, a medical chief has said there was no need for alarm after a hospital patient became the first British person without underlying health problems to die after contracting swine flu.
That’s right, Michael, one person who was not already acutely ill has died from swine flu. One.
You have more chance of being killed by the Taliban…
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