Michael Jackson’s Gay Lover Lawrence Tells All
MICHAEL Jackson Watch: In which Michael Jackson has a “string of gay lovers”.
Having heard from all of those who knew Michael Jackson intimately, and heard from those who never met him but felt as though they knew Michael Jackson intimately, we watch the Jackson narrative move into the deranged gay paedo stage.
The Sun: “MICHAEL Jackson had a string of gay lovers who he seduced by saying: “The King of Pop is going to lick your lollipop”, it was claimed last night.
A sensational new book rushed out in the wake of Jackson’s death insists “virtually everybody” around him knew he was gay.
Virtually everyone, besides the hundreds who have opened up on “My Good Pal Michael Jackson” in the past weeks.
And not only was Jackso a paedo poofta but he was a tranny paedo poofta.
And it alleges he would sneak out of his home at midnight dressed as a WOMAN to keep seedy dates with a male lover.
No, not the La Toya Jackson, that disguise is fooling no-one. And we know this is all true because biographer Ian Halperin “claims to have tracked down two of the superstar’s alleged male lovers”.
Coincidentally, Halperin has a book coming out. It’s just his bad luck that Jackson went and died before these allegations could be made.
As the lawyers weep at cruel fate, and Old Mr Anorak blanches whiter than, well, Michael Jackson, Halperin reports on one of Jackson’s gay lovers:
“The very first time he had sex with me he said, ‘The King of Pop’s going to lick your lollipop’. I still laugh thinking about that…
“He claims the two lovers he traced were a Hollywood waiter and an aspiring actor, ‘Lawrence’… Lawrence added: “He was very shy. But when he started to have sex, he was insatiable.”
Another source is quoted:
“He met a construction worker and fell madly in love with him. Michael would leave the house in disguise, often dressed as a woman, and would go to meet his boyfriend at a motel that was one of Vegas’ grungiest dives.”
A construction worked and transvestite. And a policeman. And a native American Indian. And a naval officer. All singins:
In the ladies
You can meet Wacko Jacko
In the ladies
Can’t you see we need a hand
In the ladies, in the ladies…
We can only repeat that it is such a deep, throbbing shame Jackson is not alive to be freed from the closet by these allegations.
But alas he is dead. The gay, sicko, paedo is dead.
RIP.
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Posted: 13th, July 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (23) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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September 10th, 2009 at 2:19 am
are you happy that you got your moment of fame by posting this crap? Because that is what this is. CRAP! Someday you will rot in Hell
September 9th, 2009 at 4:29 am
All LIES!!!
July 16th, 2009 at 10:23 pm
Well done Anokak on scoring a hat trick!..and the season has’nt even started ….You should be playing up front for England, mate.
July 16th, 2009 at 9:58 pm
Yossarian, kindly don’t infer those foul mouthed fans are from across the pond in my direction! They are most likely from across the English Channel in France or whatever….
July 16th, 2009 at 9:43 pm
Pet hate alert!
Please can septics stop trying to correct British people on how to spell in English. Really, please
July 16th, 2009 at 9:15 pm
Afraid to post my response huh? It figures.
July 16th, 2009 at 9:11 pm
Oh now I understand! It’s just satire…then you shouldn’t mind me stating that you are a nebulous moron! I hope your (anorak’s) end is much more painful than his life was. After all it’s all in good fun right? : )
And check this Latin root, Exuro in abyssus!
Moderator - I replied to your first response, if you have further issues take it up with Admin
July 16th, 2009 at 9:00 pm
Moderator, Oh now I understand! It’s just satire…then you shouldn’t mind me stating that you are a nebulous moron! I hope your (anorak’s) end is much more painful than his life was. After all it’s all in good fun right? : )
And check this Latin root, Exuro in abyssus!
July 16th, 2009 at 8:55 pm
Well Moderator, if it is only satire then you shouldn’t mind me stating that you are a nebulous moron and I hope your (anorak’s) end is more painful than his life was. I mean after all it’s all in good fun right! : ) And here’s a Latin root you can check, Exuro in abyssus!
Moderator - all that you wish us
July 16th, 2009 at 7:02 pm
Moderator, you may not have wrote the book but your people wrote this! “But alas he is dead. The gay, sicko, paedo is dead.”
That is uncalled for distasteful and plain mean! I can’t believe you get away with this hateful rubbish! This has got to be the most mean spirited site I have ever seen! I hope that all involved in your garbage pedaling get a good dose of karma soon! And it’s pedophile not paedo idiots. And he was NEVER convicted of anything! The first boys family was paid off 15 years ago and now the kid has recanted his story numerous times! The second time he was aquitted and it was proven in court the accusers lied under oath and had tried the same scam in the past with the JC Penny company! Stop perpetuating the BS! Good luck to you when it comes back around, you’ll need it!
Moderator - Chance, the Media and Joe Public make these statements, we satirise them.
We are a UK based site and we spell paedophiles with an a, check the Latin roots.
Anything more I do not discuss
July 16th, 2009 at 4:28 pm
im not a whole michael jackson fan… but reading this makes me sick.. the person’s already dead and still we dont give justice or give him peace at all. let the guy rest in peace and i mean peace. im just surprised that even at death michael still help other people earn money by writing such crap like this… be thankful
Moderator - Anorak did not write the book, why don’t you take it up with who did
July 15th, 2009 at 9:35 pm
I wonder how many people will show up at your funeral? For just like Michael, you will surely die. What have you done for humanity? You will never get to where was because Michael was Blessed. You judged Michael and you will also be judged.
July 14th, 2009 at 11:27 pm
SHOW US THE PROOF/PHOTOS….WELL?????…GO ON THEN, BACK UR ALLEGATION UP….WHOEVERS IN CHARGE OF ANORAK IS PROBABLY GAY HIMSELF!!!! & STILL THATS NO-ONES BIZZO BUT UR OWN….IM NOT HERE TO JUDGE ANYONE THAT IS GAY, BUT BAK UR S - - - UP WITH PROOF IF UR GUNA PUBLICISE IT…..WELL?????……GO ON THEN !!!!!
July 14th, 2009 at 8:37 pm
am not surprise at you people, human being are like that, why didnt you say all this when he was alive. anyway your rubbish will not stop us from loving him even at death. i will forever miss him. the one and only king of pop.
July 14th, 2009 at 3:23 am
ridiculous rumor.hate this….
July 13th, 2009 at 2:18 pm
Cheryl/ C&C
I think this is the whole point of MJ’s life, he fully believed he was Peterpan…we saw the Entertainer, whether he left us entertained or not is our own perception, but first and foremost he couldn’t grow up.
I just hope his children are left well alone to develop into who and what they want to be and not forced
July 13th, 2009 at 2:13 pm
Stop putting out crap like this even after his death. You are disgusting.
July 13th, 2009 at 1:51 pm
It is quite vile, coolandcalm. If he was a paedophile as has been alleged but was found not guilty does not necessarily mean he was a homosexual. There are Heterosexuals of all ages who are paedophiles and many married ones at that. To me Michael Jackson was a tormented soul haunted by whatever ghosts chased him through his life and I’m not convinced he lived in the ‘real’ world. I think that his mind was a fantasyland. In other words, I don’t think he had a normal life when growing up nor knew what normal was to be able to live a normal life.
July 13th, 2009 at 12:40 pm
yampster
I’ve passed your tip on to the family’s detectives and they’re going to look into it
July 13th, 2009 at 10:50 am
…I agree with you Yampster - he will probably turn up fighting for the Taliban next….
July 13th, 2009 at 10:41 am
There were so many rumours surrounding MJ that they were just ignored. He could have been gay, but who cares. Now MJ has gone the leeches will come out and bleed the situation for all its worth.
July 13th, 2009 at 10:35 am
I wouldn’t be at all surprised if it turns out that MJ was in Portugal on 7/5/2007 at this rate
July 13th, 2009 at 9:20 am
I think all this is quite vile.
None of these sleazebags came out to declare all this while he was alive and able to sue.
Everyone is on the money bandwagon now. Scamming lowlife!