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Shark Let Loose In Big Brother

by | 13th, July 2009

sophie_reade_011 PICKING a Big Brother contestant used to be easy: you just told people they’d be on the telly and sat back as tapes of mooning Geordies saying “I’m mad me” and hard-nosed strumpets unburdening themselves for our delight and mocking.

Then CCTV became ubiquitous and everyone was on the telly. And Big Brother producers still had to find a Petri Dish of Housemates (source: Anorak Dictionary ), and the EU celebrity mountain was low on talent.

So we get the current cope of media-savvy, talentless, charmless, dull housemates who don’t want to be on the telly they want to work on the telly.

Foreign housemates are shipped in to foment a race story and fail. A sprouting glamour model is brought in to add sexual allure but her huge plastic chests fail to add any gloss to her flat personality. She spends her days cosying up to a man who

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