Boris Johnson Is Caught In A Worm Hole For Climate Change

MAYOR of London Boris Johnson showcases the new ‘worm design’ carriage in the first of 54 new trains for Transport for London’s Overground network which he officially unveiled at Willesden Junction, London, and the passengers react:

When I’m steaming the train for cash and a grope, I is well put off by the doors, which mean we only do one carriage at a time. Now we can rush the entire train in one station stop. Big improvement. Respect. - Ment. Al

Terry’s gonna play Drum ‘n Base in the back of the train, I’ll be up front with acid gangsta  rave and in the middle will be my man Kai banging the Thriller Tribute Nu Haus. It’s be the mega mobile mash up - Jump Da Track

Now when I piss myself and shit in a Boots carrier bag the folks up front will be able to sample it as well as the ones at the back – Bronco Dan

I’m taking aprt in a sponsored unicycle between Gospel Oak and Barking. To highlight the perils of climate change, I’ll also be playing the recorder and reading from the Protocols of the Elders of Zion. Please give generously. Every little helps!  - Hugo Basset-Liquorice

Says Boris:

“I’ve got a bile, and a car.”

Anorak

Posted: 13th, July 2009 | In: Politicians Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink