German Prostitutes Offer Discount For Climate Change Activists

ANYONE arriving at Berlin’s Maison d’envie brothel by bicycle is entitled to a discount.

Says Thomas Goetz, brothel keeper and climate change activist:

“The recession has hit our industry hard. Obviously we hope that the discount will attract more people. “It’s good for business, it’s good for the environment - and it’s good for the girls.”

For starters, the punters arrive already knackered.

And for another reason:

When he talks about bicycles, Irwin Goldstein, M.D., uses the same tone that other physicians reserve for cigarettes.

“Men should never ride bicycles,” he says matter-of-factly. “Riding should be banned and outlawed. It’s the most irrational form of exercise I could ever bring to discussion.”

In his office at Boston University Medical Center, Dr. Goldstein treats six men a week on average, whom, he says, have become impotent from riding a bicycle. Overall, this urologist estimates there are about 100,000 men who have lost the ability to get or maintain satisfactory erections because of penile damage inflicted by either the bike’s top tube or its saddle.

And if the men are with the hookers, they aren’t making carbon breathers with hookers?