The iPhone Purity Ring App And Virgin Alert Ringtone

HEY hipsters, got the new Purity ring app released for iPhone? Trills the press release:

Leading Christian iPhone App Development Agency, Island Wall Entertainment, have developed a PurityRing iPhone App in an attempt to engage with today’s youth using new mediums. Anyone with an iPhone or iPod Touch can now take a purity pledge via their mobile device and then proudly display their timeless purity ring spinning on the screen.

The app. also boasts a purity ring tone that plays Like a Virgin in a five-fingers organ concerto.

The app has a built in pledge for both genders that contains a pre-recorded pledge that the user must confirm before being able to display their ring on an infinite loop.

Island Wall Entertainment believe the digital purity ring will compliment existing pledges and traditional purity rings whilst potentially reaching a completely new international demographic and spreading the word of benefits of staying pure until marriage.

Company Director, Henry E Bennett commented, “This is an exciting opportunity to reach a whole new generation of people, on a platform that has never been used to spread this important message.”

It’s a great new way to advertise your viginity. Caring aprents, paedos and other sexual deviants will love you for it…

Anorak

Posted: 15th, July 2009 | In: Key Posts, Technology Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink