Exclusive Video Of Coleen And Wayne Rooney’s New Reality TV Show
COLEEN Rooney and her footballer Wayne Rooney are to star in a new fly-in-the-spit TV documentary.
With Katie Price and Peter Andre fighting over the Touche Eclat, British telly viewers are served up a new slice of spite, a new couple to despise, envy, pity and loathe.
Says a source:
“It’s a big step for Wayne to let the cameras in. It won’t be too intrusive. Anything they don’t like will hit the cutting room floor.”
And land in a puddle of bile.
Anorak has seen an outtake, which might go like this:
Coleen: This is me new bag
Wayne: F** off!
Coleen: This is me new car.
Wayne: ***t!
Coleen: This is me new watch.
Wayne: F*** c*** s*** c*** s*** f***!
Coleen: I love watching me Wayne on me new home cinema. When’s he home?
Crew member: Soon. He’s just been sent off.
Coleen: Oh, me god – does he now I’ve moved into me new house?! God, I need an ‘oliday…
Repeat for ten episodes.
Posted: 16th, July 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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