FBI Scuppers Plot To Break Bernie Madoff Free From Jail
BERNIE Madoff is rumoured to have been the inspiration for an alleged plot to bust him out of Butner Federal Prison in North Carolina.
The plan involved five prisoners kneeling down by a wall. On their backs would kneel four more prisoners. On their backs three prisoners. And two more on their backs. Then Bernie would climb to the top and vault the wall.
Bernie’s absconding would create a vacancy to be filled by someone from the second tier who would duly ascend to the top.
He would be replaced by a felon below and so on until a new investor (soap on a rope, tobacco, Enron shares - what you got?) would join the lowest tier.
This would continue with all prisoners escaping until a few unlucky prisoners would be unable to vault the wall and each be sentenced to 321 years in jail and/or a steep fine.
Posted: 16th, July 2009 | In: Key Posts, Money Comments (7) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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July 17th, 2009 at 7:18 pm
Took me a minute to get that one! Lmao! There’s a few people on the Isle of Wight who were doing this a few years ago (albeit on a smaller scale). They too should be locked up, IMO.
July 17th, 2009 at 5:04 pm
Yes, at security prisons there is barb wire surrounding the prison, guards with rifles or machine guns standing guard but yet not unusual to read or hear of an escape by more than one at a time and the man hunt is on. Dangerous criminals escape and some of the the murderers or rapists who do escape from maximum security have taken advantage of their freedom to murder and rape again before picked up. There is a Security Prison over in Maryland set off along a major highway and as you drive through that area there are huge road signs “Do Not Pickup Hitchhikers.”
Over in Maryland a couple of years ago a rapist had served his time and was released from prison. Within 48 hours he raped again.
July 17th, 2009 at 3:38 pm
anyway thats a really clever idea.
except……… what about the US jail systems penchant for gun towers, floodlights and shoot to kill policy?
Just wondering.
July 17th, 2009 at 3:38 pm
JK would never have got past the first tier of kneeling prisoners would he?
July 17th, 2009 at 3:36 pm
At first glance I thought that was a pic of Jonathan King……
July 17th, 2009 at 12:34 am
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July 16th, 2009 at 10:48 pm
Pyramid selling?