Swine Flu Kills British Soldiers In Afghanistan
SWINE flu is the year’s big media scare story. Swine Flu is the Taliban of virusus. Swine Flu cannto be contained, nto even by a war on terror in which British soldiers are dying. Swine Flu is now. Today’s front pages:
The Guardian: SWINE flu could kills 65,000 in UK, warns health chief
Says chief:
Pale faces in heap biggum doo-doo.
The Times: “UK prepares for 65,000 death from swine flu”
Everyone else lives. Official.
Daily Express: “Swine flu will kill 350 people every day”
Or your money back!
Daily Telegraph: “29 dead and dozens critical”
War in Afghanistan seen as easy option!
The Sun: “Swine Flu kills 12 in 4 days”
12 times ** equals 350?
Daily Mail: “Swine flu: It’s getting serious.”
Swine flu is appearing as Macbeth in the Old Vic. With Cherie Blair as Lady Macbeth.
Image: Matt Buck
Posted: 17th, July 2009 | In: Media, Scare Stories Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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July 17th, 2009 at 3:31 pm
It’s not taking the piss out of your mates Gunner. It’s taking the piss out of the press for being so fickle and taking Afganistan off the front pages for the latest flu scare
I think.
July 17th, 2009 at 2:37 pm
Not F****** funny I hope you catch it for taking the piss!
July 17th, 2009 at 2:29 pm
With any luck the Taleban will catch it too