Jack Tweed Weeps For ‘Sick And Dirty’ Sex With Lisa O’Connor

JACK Tweed, Mr Jade Goody, continues his mission to become a bona fide celebrity by telling New! magazine readers of his sex with a glamour model.

Readers don’t hear how often Jack did it, just that Jack felt “sick and dirty” - which might be a sign that it was great sex.

The mo-del, one Lisa O’Connor, 21, recently sold her story News Of The World, offering:

“I was walking through the club, minding my own business, when Jack stood in my way to stop me. He didn’t mean anything malicious, but he was definitely trying it on. I think that was his way of flirting - but he’s just not very good at it.”

Which is why before the night was out he had penetrated her.

And now Jack does his best to explain. Says Jack:

“I felt so guilty that I started crying when I went home. I regretted it so much, I felt dirty and sick. No offence to her, but it’s the circumstances. I shouldn’t have done it. I havn’t spoken to them (Jade’s friends) yet, but I’m sure I’ll get a punch off one of them. Maybe the bridesmaids. I haven’t spoken to my mum (Mary), but I don’t want to see her. I think she’ll give me a lecture.”

A punch and a lecture. Which option, will work, if either? Because Jack is, well, a bit hard of learning. You see Lisa has form, as Tim Ireland notes:

Lisa O’Connor (NSFW); “a friendly model with happy nature who has been modelling for about nine months” and “hopes to make her career as model a successful one & to that end, she’s been snapped up by XS Models”

Before you know it, both are photographed in the company of a most-controversial fellow, both are invited back to his flat, and both, immediately upon departure, tell all to The Sun.

Here’s Jack:

“I can’t remember it at all. I’d had so much to drink that night and I’m a bloke and these things happen. It’s all very blurry… But then we suddenly ended up at their house.”

Sounds like fate, destiny even. Maybe events were being orchestrated by a higher force than mere vodka and flesh?

It being what Jade would have wanted… 

Lisa O’Connor Video - NSFW:

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