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Amy Winehouse To Launch New Sherbet Perfume

by | 22nd, July 2009

dib-dab-winehouseHANDS up who wants to smell like Amy Winehouse? The Daily Star reports that Wino may be soon available in bottle form:

“Grubby Amy Winehouse is chasing a big-money deal to launch her own perfume… Amy’s dad Mitch, 58, has been trying to set up a deal for the ex-junkie, who is back from an eight-month stay in St Lucia.”

Ah, the smell of Winehouse. Anorak can confide that right now a team of scrape-ologists are relieving the Winehouse sheets of their top layer of detritus and distilling the composite flakes with Lemon Chewit and a dash of secret ingredient “X”, a tincture obtainable for Matt the Talc’s lock-up, Kentish Town.

Upon inhalation Sherbet sends “you spinning into another word/ or the sofa”, capturing the “ravenous feeling of hunger for chocolate milk and family size bags of Revels”.

You’re only a dib-dab away from ecstasy – with Sherbet.

* Comes in a plain white wrap of exercise book paper with lolly applicator; or why not buy the syringe-shaped eau de toilette?



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