Rabid French Chipmunks Invade Britain
MEDIA Scare Stories: The Daily Mail scours news wires, medical reports and research notes for grim news, and finally its quest bears dividends - Killer French Chipmunks and Swine Flu Foriegners…
Noots - “Thousands of French chipmunks carrying potentially fatal diseases heading towards to Britain - Thousands of chipmunks carrying potentially fatal diseases which have been spreading westwards across France have now reached Paris, raising the threat they could reach Britain” - Daily Mail
Donta panicos you Ingleeesh pigs! - “IMMIGRANTS who can barely speak English will be used to man the phones at emergency swine flu call centres, it was revealed yesterday” - Daily Express
Rotten luck - “More Bodies Go Unclaimed as Families Can’t Afford Funeral Costs” - Los Angeles Times
Posted: 22nd, July 2009 | In: Media, Scare Stories Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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July 30th, 2009 at 10:16 am
Before that, we had Muskrat (from Deputy Dawg)
July 23rd, 2009 at 2:49 pm
ah, those were the days, when chipmunks were just vaguely annoying high-voiced singing cartoon characters….
July 22nd, 2009 at 10:21 pm
Its chipflu , I tell you ….chipflu!!!!