Swine Flu Mutates Into Meningitis

WITH the panic over swine flu not as frenzied as hoped, and people still walking about and talking to one another, Anorak hears of 17-year-old Gemma Drury, from Brimington, Chesterfield, who had her meningitis misdiagnosed as swine flu.

Gemma’s father Kevin tells us:

“She fell ill and collapsed. An emergency doctor came and said it was swine flu. But Gemma just got worse and worse with terrible headaches and vomiting.

“She wanted to go into hospital but they wouldn’t take her because they kept saying it was swine flu.”

Always the swine flu…

“In the end Gemma was so desperate she called 999 and said she’d taken an overdose of paracetamol.

“They took her in, but she was told to go home after a couple of hours and go to bed. I went to pick her up.

“She was waiting outside of Accident and Emergency on her own.”

Say the front pages:

“Swine flu threat to intensive care beds” – Daily Telegraph

“UNCLEAN! French swine flu squads in white suits and masks swoop on terrified English children and send them back home in a blacked-out coach” – Daily Mail

Swine Flu – the pigs are flying!

Celebrity Swine Flu:
Ricky Hatton Has Celebrity Swine Flu
Harry Potter Star Has Swine Flu
Big Brother Housemate Contracts Swine Flu
Lisa Rinna Had Pirate Copy Swine Flu
Hollywood Child Star In Swine Flu Terror
Jonathan Ross Linked To Pig Flu
Paris Hilton Flies To Mexico
Swine Flu Hits American Idol
Susan Boyle “Beaten Down By Swine Flu”
Obama Came Into Contact With Suspected Pig Flu
Mexican footballer suspended for Swine Flu antics
Peaches Geldof Linked To Swine Flu
Celebrity Swine Flu With Coleen Nolan
Gordon Brown’s Pollution Expert Has Swine Flu
Celebrity Swine Flu With Micah Richards

Anorak

Posted: 23rd, July 2009 | In: Media Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink