Cherie Blair Fails To Audition For Wookey Hole Witch
WOOKEY Hole, Somerset, is looking for a resident witch. Applicants must be able to cackle, treat splinters to nether regions and be good with cats.
Cherie Blair should know that the job comes with a £50,000 a year salary and all the frogs legs you can eat…
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July 29th, 2009 at 10:05 am
..she’s too busy auditioning to be a postbox….
July 28th, 2009 at 8:06 pm
Cherie Blair is a ‘witch’ all right but not a true witch.
Yampster, as an aside, I clicked on your name thinking you had a website since it was highlighted as Percy’s is highlighted at times and he does, but….
July 28th, 2009 at 6:34 pm
Live in a cave ? me? the dogs didn’t like it, the cat didn’t care for the dogs, and the internet dongle thing didn’t work……..and there was nowhere to park, so should have to rely on my besom for transport.
Wondering what the new incumbent will make of her new piedaterre - a bijou cave with cold running water….
July 28th, 2009 at 4:48 pm
Soooo that’s where June has been all day