Katie Price Bursts Over Peter Andre

IN this week’s OK! magazine: “JORDAN EXPLODES!”

It had to happen. The human body can only take so much pressure.

But Jordan is not dead. Little bits of orange skin and silicon rain are not falling on a weeping world. Jordan is alive. And she wasn’t to tell OK! readers about her and Pete.

“PETE DUMPED ME WHEN HE HAD AN ALBUM TO FLOG,” says one teaser. Tsk! Peter Andre used his split form Katie Price to further his own career? Well, that’s what Katie says on the, er, front page of OK! magazine.

Katie says she was faithful to Pete. Was he faithful to her?

“I don’t know. You will have to ask him.”

She then advices that Pete should, “find yourself”; Chantelle Houghton is “perfect girlfriend material”; that if Pete comes after her for money then he will be breaking his word to her, but he wouldn’t do that because she knows Pete; and she is “not interested in men” (see newspaper exclusives on her romancing a cage fighter).

For her next man, Katie would like someone who “makes my sides split with laughter”.

Literally.

Anorak

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