
Stag Night Stripper Accused Of Accidentally Raping Best Man
STRIPPER Linda Maree Naggs, 40, argues that the rape of the best man at a Stage night party was an accident.
The alleged victim was naked and on his hands and knees - “with all his bits on show” - in the Melbourne suburb of Mornington when, allegedly, the stripper approached with a “statuesque” pink sex toy.
The Victorian County Court hears that the alleged victim agreed to take part in the routine but only if Naggs did not insert the phallus. But the toy did enter the alleged victim. He later showed Naggs blood he had wiped from his backside.
Ms Naggs’ lawyer Paul Higham holds up the dildo to the jury, and commends to their attention its “statuesque nature”.
“This is the tool that apparently was used to commit the rape. The facts of which are quite unique. Certainly, I think we all agree extraordinary. This is a case of accidental rape, if in fact there is one.”
Mr Higham takes us to the scene.
“He then got down on all fours, if I can use the expression ‘doggie style’. Don’t worry, there aren’t going to be any demonstrations in His Honour’s court.”
Ms Naggs, of – get this - Rosebud West, pleads not guilty to one count of rape.
Posted: 29th, July 2009 | In: Strange But True Comments (6) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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August 1st, 2009 at 12:11 am
My Dad, who knew a thing or two, told me
One up the bum
No harm done
Two up the bum
Too far Son
I think he was trying to tell me that one should practise moderation in all things
July 31st, 2009 at 6:34 pm
He’s bragging, gods I hate kissers and tellers
July 31st, 2009 at 5:04 pm
Brett, no man ‘accidentally’ does that to a woman during sex. However, a hard quick knee up on his gonads afterwards might help refresh his memory on what is where on a woman.
That woman did not accidentally rape that man but then he was an idiot to get in that position
July 31st, 2009 at 2:28 pm
And they tell you about it? Wow! Anything else?
July 31st, 2009 at 1:18 pm
Hmmm funny how when it happens to guy it’s a big story. So many women friends of mine have had this “accidentally” done to them during sex by a guy.
July 30th, 2009 at 11:50 am
…bit of a bugger, isn’t it…?