Russell Brand’s Twisted Knickers
RUSSELL Brand is currently in New York. And the Sun spots him entering the city’s Agent Provocateur knicker and snicker emporium.
Anorak was sent the pictures of this event, which we bring to you in a gallery hereunder. And on them we saw a man in a shop; a man leaving a shop; a shop assistant leaving shop holding what appears to be the man’s receipt.
No news here. Move on. Only the Sun’s Gordon Smart (a product of anti-nominative determinism) has space to fill.
Says he:
As he was leaving after browsing through the ladies’ undergarments and a terrifying arsenal of leather products, the shop girl ran out of the store after him and gave him her phone number.
I reckon Russell will have checked out her lingerie within 24 hours of these pictures being taken.
Or looking for his receipt…
Posted: 30th, July 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
