Katherine Jackson Is Octogenarian Mom, Eva Mendes’ Beauty Therapy And Obama Kills Israel

ANORAK Spots: Eva Mendes is too sexy for her clothes, Obama marks Tish B’Av, Katherine Jackson wins custody of the Jackson three and becomes Octogenarian Mom…

* EVA Mendes is so good looking that… “Stunning Eva Mendes needed therapy to appreciate her beauty.” The charming headline from the woman who gave us:

* Cucumber truck hits buffalo near jumping crocs - One of the more unusual headline

The Arnhem Highway had to be temporarily closed overnight after a truck hit a buffalo and spilled a load of cucumbers near a popular Northern Territory tourist site - AE Brain

* WOMEN ARE GETTING MORE BEAUTIFUL EVERY DAY. It’s not only an empirical observation! It’s from a study by a researcher at the University of Helsinki - Barcepunit

* Katherine Jackson will get full custody of Paris and Prince Michael. Debbie co-signed that as long as she gets to visit. Oh and she also wants a psychiatrist brought in to meet with the kids - D-Listed

* Heidi Montag is a non-nude nude in Playboy - I’m Not Obsessed

* The Bikini Bandit - Drunken Stepfather (site NSFW)

* Obama marks Tish B’Av - Yid

* The First Temple was destroyed

* The Second Temple was destroyed

* Bar Kokhba’s revolt against Rome failed

* In 1290 King Edward I expelled the Jews from England

* In 1492 the deadline for Jews to leave Spain, Convert or Die

* The first transports reached Treblinka and the extermination of the Jews of the Warsaw Ghetto began on July 23, 1942, Tisha B’av

* In 1955 El Al Flight 402 was shot down over Bulgarian airspace on the 8th of Av.

* The AMIA Bombing (Asociación Mutua Israelita Argentina) by terrorists in Buenos Aires, Argentina, which killed 86 and wounded more than 120, was on July 18, 1994, the 10th of Av.

* The Week of Tisha B’av in 2009 President Obama sent four representatives to Israel, pressuring her to stop settlement construction, and not to attack a country dedicated to destroy her, before it becomes a nuclear power.

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