Olympic Swimmers Wear Germany’s Dissolving Swimsuit

TO the waters, and into a bikini that dissolves in water. It being the last word in Olympic swimming technology.

The Austrian Times, where bikini attire is always the done thing, says:

The saucy thong swimsuit - sold as the perfect present for dumped boyfriends - looks like a real bikini but disappears completely after just a few seconds in water.

Yeah, really. A dumped boyfriend is going to buy his ex lover a paper thong that makes her look like a cheap hooker and – get this – she is going wear it in public. It’s that kind of brainpower that got you dumped in the first place, Fritz. Move on.

In Germany the Get Naked costume is a chance for men to get revenge on the Frau.

But women’s rights campaigner Rosmarie Zapfl stormed: “It is an absolute insult to women that this has been invented.”

But it’s is too late. Men and woman have been modelling the kit at the world swimming gala.

Last one to the changing room is a flasher and a menace to children. Everyone else in Germany is a nudist…

Ricky Berens picure via DeadSpin, Huffington Post and KC.com.

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Posted: 31st, July 2009 | In: Strange But True Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink