Samantha Burke Reviews Jude Law’s DNA Profile
JUDE Law is to be father of Sophia Law, Sophia Burke, Sophia Law-Burke, Sophia Burke-Law, Soph – or whatever mother Samantha Burke calls her. And this is not all. Anorak rounds-up the Jude news:
Just Jared: At a press conference.
Afterwards, Samantha said, “I just wish that everyone could respect my privacy during this time. Thank you.”
Says the A-list impregnated actress/model to the press. What odds her wish being granted?
Irish Independent: “Happiness is a Hamlet called Jude”
Whatever about the focus on Jude Law’s private life, he deserves to have his acting talent recognised, says Ruth Dudley Edwards
Edward then spends over 600 words talking of Law’s celerity and concludes, with no evidence or review:
We all agreed he was an absolutely brilliant Hamlet.
We all agree - apart from Caroline Briggs, Michael Billington, Matthew d’Ancona, Michael Coveney…
Daily Express: “JUDE IS TERRIFIED PREGNANT MODEL WILL KISS AND TELL MOVIE SECRETS”
Jude Law is Hamlet. He fears ghosts and his baby mama…
The star, 36, has also confided to friends and family that he thinks the 24-year-old model and bit-part actress got pregnant deliberately.
She might have also shagged him deliberately and deliberately not provided a condom. So they say…
Herald Sun: “Dad lays down Jude Law”
THE angry father of a 24-year-old model who is expecting Jude Law’s love child called the Hollywood star to read him the riot act…
But the model’s grandmother, Delores Burke, speaking from her home in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, said: “…My son Denis is hopping mad. He feels that Jude Law took advantage of his little girl. Denis did get to talk to Jude and read him the riot act. I think that’s what made him promise to look after this baby.’”
He sure told Jude. And thanks for respecting Samantha’s calls for privacy, grandma.
Showbiz Spy: “Jude Law ‘To Demand DNA Test’”
“At the moment Jude doesn’t know for sure he is the father,” a source told Britain’s News of The World newspaper. “He thinks he is — but he wants to be 100 per cent certain. There has been a lot of speculation. But if it is his baby girl he’ll be there for her every step of the way.”
Has anyone told Samantha Burke’s dad and grandma?
Such are the facts…
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August 3rd, 2009 at 1:49 pm
for a family who want their privacy to be “respected”, there seem to be an awful lot of them prepared to mouth off to the press…. no surprise there then….!
August 3rd, 2009 at 7:55 am
Why did he affect that ridiculous northern accent throughout though. Someone should have told him that Denmark is in northern Europe not northern England. I half expected him to tell us that ” ‘e were a reet good baker were our Yorick”
August 3rd, 2009 at 12:49 am
“But here’s the thing. I went to see him last Thursday with cultivated friends who had never heard of him. We all agreed he was an absolutely brilliant Hamlet, and marvelled that he could do three matinees a week as well as evening performances of a three-hour play that involved him throwing himself intensely all over the stage.”
This is what you quoted from…notice she’s referring to her friends and herself when she said “We all agree…” Duh!
“Such are the facts….”…as made up by bloodthirsty tabloids. Nice to see Jude is fearless enough to keep going in spite of media retards. Shows how little they matter.
Yeah, I like Jude…got a problem with it?
August 2nd, 2009 at 3:16 pm
Her Dad thinks Jude Law took advantage of his “little girl,” who just happens to be 24 years old? He got what he wanted that night with a willing partner and she may get what she wanted - about 18 - 21 years of support.
Every teenager today is told in sex education: “if the present isn’t wrapped you don’t give it nor accept it.”