Katie Price In Marbella For ‘Sex Hols’

WHAT news of swine flu victim and estranged Mrs Peter Andre, Katie Price? Well, the Star has investigated and can reveal that she’s in Marbella:

“JORDAN JETS OFF FOR HOL SEX–FEST – and she’s dumped the kids with Pete”

Not like the Daily Star to miss an obvious pun – surely the headline should tell of a “hols sex-fest”, or “holes” to make the priapic titter a little less subtle?

The other party in this sex-fest is said to be cage-fighter Alex Reid.

Having already heard Katie tell OK! readers that she is “off men”, the Star follows its did-she didn’t she tales of Ibiza nights with one Anthony Lowther with tales of sexual antics with Reid in Puerto Banus, Spain.

Says the Star:

Last night Alex posted a message about his trip on his Facebook site saying: “Sun, sand, sea, with the good new friends and the most beautiful Girl a guy could ever have! Life just keeps gettin better & better!”

The sun, hairspray and blows to the head seem to affected Reid’s sensibilities. But different strokes for different strokers.

And the story that Katie Price, the pneumatic aid to masturbation is at it morning noon and night continues…

Peter Andre Calls Katie Price ‘Cheap’

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