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Jennifer Aniston Is Pregant, Mel Gibson’s Hair Plugs And Michael Jackson’s Drugs Runner

by | 4th, August 2009

jolie-pitt NATIONAL Enquirer Tuesday: Angelina Jolie “explodes”, Jennifer Aniston is pregnant, Mel Gibson’s “hair plugs” and Michael Jackson’s drugs runner…

ANGELINA Jolie “EXPLODES”.

And the National Enquirer asks readers:

Is Jennifer [Aniston] having your baby?

This question might be pertinent. Over the past five years, Aniston’s womb has been the subject of much speculation in the Enquirer , it being possibly impregnated by a host of actors whose names are too long to list here.

Now the Enquirer is asking you, the reader, if you are father to Aniston’s baby.

Inside the magazine, and beneath a picture of Angelina Jolie looking fraught, the question:

IS JEN HAVING YOUR BABY?

But before old Mr Anorak can confess, Brad Pitt fields the question. And the answer is…no.

Reading on, we see a picture of Aniston with a hand over her tum-tum, a picture that in showbiz terms means she is calling BOAST and expecting twins, as is the Hollywood norm.

So she’s pregnant. The hand over the tum does not lie. Only, Aniston is not pregnant.

As you were, Old Mr Anorak, Jeffrey Archer, Noel Edmonds, Bournemouth FC Reserves and Michael Jackson no need to answer…

Mel Gibson Wigs Out

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