Katie Price Topless Naked Romp Pictures

PETER Andre and Katie Price’s divorce comes with a fee, each niblet of information packaged and sold. The public is invited to take sides - do you like Peter The Good, the sentimental, nice-but-dim Aussie crooner? Or do you like Katie The Bad, the hard-faced aide to masturbation?

Right now Katie the Bad is in Marbella, on holiday. And so too are the tabloids and the photographers:

The Sun (front page): “Pete: Keep that man away from my kids”

Well, Alex Reid, for it is he, is in Marbella, and you and the kids are not. What else?

“Angry Pete is desperate for a quickie.”

Yeah, a quickie…

FUMING Peter Andre blasted Jordan yesterday for flaunting her new love - and said he was hoping for a “quickie” divorce. The Aussie singer flew into a rage after seeing The Sun’s exclusive pictures of his topless wife frolicking in a pool with cage fighter Alex Reid.

This is the same Peter Andre who told heat magazine:

“I’ve made a conscious effort to stop looking at the papers”?

Anyhow, the Sun says Pete did see its pictures of Jordan sat by a swimming pool near a man – or as it says “frolicking”. And now tells readers:

“But these latest snaps are certain to get him furious - showing a near-naked Jordan getting her BUM pinched by Reid as she had a massage on a balcony at a holiday villa in Marbella, Spain.”

There is a picture of Jordan having a massage on a balcony in full few of the snappers below. To her side, thoughtfully not in the snappers’ line of fire, stands a woman with oily hands and Alex Reid, who is lightly touching Jordan’s right buttock as she points to her left. She then stands up and – shock of shocks – the topless model shows the world her gargantuan Jordans. Yeah, for free.

Daily Star: “JORDAN’S NAKED HOLS ROMPS”

Lest we mistake Jordan’s posing for exhibitionism and her goading the media to keep her in the public eye and pay her for the privilege, the Star talks of “naked hols romps”.

The Star costs 20p. But if you want to see Katie’s Jordan’s for less, the advise is to stand outside her bedroom window and flash your press card…

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Posted: 5th, August 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink