Germans Wheel Sleeping Friend And Settee Onto Train
GERLE Kittler fell asleep on a sofa during at a friend’s party.
“I always sleep like a baby so I didn’t notice anything until the cops shook me awake and demanded my ID. I thought I was in the middle of a bad movie,” said Gerle, who wok up four miles away on station platform in Germany.
His friends had wheeled the sleeping Kittler a mile to the train station, bought a ticket for him and a bike ticket for the settee and waved him a fond adieu.
Says Kittler, who was without money, and fond his mobile phone dead:
“I ran four miles home and went straight back to bed.”
And the settee? Well, it might be that Kittler got the last laugh…
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August 5th, 2009 at 3:27 pm
…well, if Melissa Scott can be saved, a sofa should be no problem….
August 5th, 2009 at 11:10 am
Heil Kittler!
( “Heil” here is not functioning as the imperative of “heilen” but rather as “das Heil” = salvation. Thus “Kitler” is in the implied dative and to say “Heil Kitler!” means literally “salvation to Kitler!”. I hope that clears it up. I don’t know if the Sofa was saved though)
Moderator - das ebay der sofa?