Saudi Man Buys Solid Gold, Diamond Studded Penis Enlarger
A SAUDI Arabian businessman has taken ownership, and control, of a solid 18-carat gold penis enlarger, encrusted with diamonds and rubies - RRP: $50,000.
Canadian phallus maker X4 Labs, hired a Montreal jewellers to construct the device. Says the company:
“This male health accessory is the most expensive traction device ever produced and will likely become a historical benchmark for the adult novelty industry.”
Traction? This thing has tyres and a front-loading scoop? For $50,000 you expect a few extras. The language is significant because sex devices are banned in Saudi Arabia and thus must be sold as a medical aide.
And the buyer has an acute condition. Says the maker:
“We were approached by the customer who insisted on a solid gold version of our product because he claimed to have a severe skin allergy to stainless steel.”
Which is nothing to the chaffing he’s going to get from those gemstones…
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August 13th, 2009 at 10:05 pm
Fahad-ksa. In answer to your question, I would imagine he’s using it to make his penis bigger?
August 8th, 2009 at 12:30 am
what does he do with it?
anyway let him enjoy with it
August 8th, 2009 at 12:10 am
The buyer was Prince Sultan bin Abdul Aziz Al Saud. I’m very sure.He is from Kingdom of Saudi Arabia
August 6th, 2009 at 6:40 pm
Dur, think I’m suffering from being back at work after two weeks off. Bit dopey today….
August 6th, 2009 at 3:46 pm
Dr E - is that personal experience talking there…?
wouldn’t that make you even more itchy than the allergy itself?
by the way, that was Clive at the beginning, not Cheryl - I am assuming he is a bloke, last time he looked anyway….
Clive - I thought Willie Wonky was another name for Michael Jackson…..? oh dear, that’ll get them started again…..
August 6th, 2009 at 2:44 pm
Cheryl, I think the buyer was Sheik Masmalldikh. If he’s allergic to nickel etc, he could always try the Jelq technique. Or losing weight and shaving your manbits can also make you look a little bigger downstairs.
August 6th, 2009 at 9:25 am
An allergy to stainless steel is called Nickel Itch. It is so called because the son of the last of the Russian Tsars Nickelitch Romanov was the first person to be diagnosed with the complaint. Prior to this diagnosis all Fabergé eggs were made of stainless steel and were worth bugger all. Not many people know this interesting fact.
August 6th, 2009 at 9:05 am
Do you think the buyer was Willi Wonky or was it Ivor Tiddler ?