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EastEnders’ Star In Porn Film Castration Horror

by | 6th, August 2009
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sexexpress1 EastEnders Star In Porn Film Castration HorrorEASTENDERS star in porn film shocker! It’s Derek Martin, aka plodding cabbie Charlie Slater, taking her the long way home in Sex Express, or as out Continental cousins have it their libraries of erotica Diversions, a longer, uncensored version of the film.

In the film Derek plays an “escort”. No, not of that type but a real escort, escorting someone on a train. But this is too much for one shocked EastEnders fan, who is outraged enough to call the Sun and say:

“I was amazed to see Charlie Slater all those years ago in a pretty graphic skinflick. He keeps his clothes on and doesn’t play any part in the porn, but I was still surprised to see him.”

Yeah, pretty graphic. The Sun’s caller clearly saw the film:

The scene fades and we rejoin Deeley and Blackstone on the couch, where their X-rated activities are reaching a peak – suddenly, the mood shifts, and Heather fumbles beneath the cushions, produces a glinting dagger, and savagely plunges the weapon into her lover’s naked torso! He falls to the floor in agony… Heather begins to writhe and wriggle on the sofa, covered in her victim’s blood, which she smears all over her breasts and body, before frantically rubbing the gore-streaked blade all over her exposed crotch… she then rolls off the couch, kneels by Blackstone’s corpse, and in detailed, graphic close-up, bloodily castrates him in full view of the camera, before fellating his severed member and re-commencing her state of orgasmic ecstasy!

diversions EastEnders Star In Porn Film Castration HorrorThe good old Great British sex film.

Spotting famous actors in old porn film is what our patron Old Mr Anorak loves doing of an evening, afternoon and morn.

Martin also appeared in Adventures of a Plumber’s Mate, alongside Arthur Mullard, Christopher Biggins, Willie Rushton and Steven ‘Blakey’ Lewis.

He also likes to familiarise himself with future famous faces, so he can be first to say that the new EastEnders’ cleaner was once a randy lifeguard or that the extra third from left in Ugly Betty played Human Sponge No.4 in Splurge Bob No Pants III.

Says Derek:

“This film was shot many years ago when I was still trying to get my big break in the industry. Luckily, looking back I was never involved in the action scenes, so to speak. But it was definitely an experience that helped me to further my career in showbiz.”

It was ever so…

Images – Very NSFW



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