Couple Go Dogging On Church Altar
IN Nigeria, Tolu Akintepe is getting to know his wife in the Biblical sense on the altar of the Pentecostal church in Ikeja, a suburb of Lagos.
Pastor Gbenga Akhiomu catches the couple and demands they pay $170 for desecrating the altar and for its cleaning.
In his defence Akintepe says he thought it would be “thrilling if we did it in the church, having the Big Guy upstairs watching us.”
God is a dogger?
But if Akintepe really want to blame someone, he might care to look to his wife’s parents who named her Bunmi. No, not Bumme. It’s Bunmi.
Nominative determinism has much to answer for…
Posted: 6th, August 2009 | In: Strange But True Comments (8) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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August 22nd, 2009 at 8:32 pm
Her name is pronounced “boon-mee” and not “bun-me”. It is Yoruba.for “being my gift” and can be either a male or female name.
August 13th, 2009 at 3:47 pm
well may God have mercy on their soul…….
August 7th, 2009 at 2:16 pm
yes they were well and truly shafted…..
August 7th, 2009 at 2:06 pm
I think they are stupid and naive to pay $170 for the cleaning. That vicar must have seen them coming
August 7th, 2009 at 1:37 pm
I thought He was supposed to be all-seeing, so they could quite easily have done it anywhere really and imagined he cared enough to watch….??
$170 is a bit pricey for a bit of cleaning, IMO…?
August 7th, 2009 at 11:37 am
As if present calamities not enough, shall we continue to ignite God’s wrath in the name of fun?
August 7th, 2009 at 11:06 am
I think they went too far, even though they are entitled to have their fun in whatever way they deemed fit, courtesy and reverence for God should make any couple not to indulge in such act. On the other hand, pastor Gbenga has no right to tell the couple to pay any fine, rather he should counsel them to desist from such act. There is no matter amount of money one can give to God to receive His mercy, rather what God demand is a broken heart and a contrite spirit.
August 7th, 2009 at 9:31 am
Thy Kingdom come