Heidi Montag’s Filthy Playboy Pictures

Bible thumping reality TV star poses in filthy Playboy pictures…

TO the Los Angeles premiere of GI Joe: Rise of the Cobra, and an audience with filthy Playboy model and reality TV strumpet Heidi Montag.

Montag is appearing in the September issue of Playboy, the leading magazine for OAP onanists, and achieves the seemingly impossibly in making Sienna Miller, who is in the film, appear demure and classy.

It should not be forgotten that Montag - who has, as nominative determinism demands, changed her name to Pratt in keeping with new husband Spencer Pratt’s nom de prattism - keeps her Jesus tucked down her cleavage:

Details of her Playboy photos are, um, scant: “There is nudity. It’s tasteful – she had a lot of fun with it,” says a second source. A rep for the magazine had no comment, and Montag’s rep was not immediately available to respond to questions.

As befitting a mo-del/acctress, Montag is also a singer. Details of her new song follow, but first glance to her twitter page. Says she:

i love reading! the bible changes my day(life)! about 17 hours ago from mobile web

i love sundays God’s day of rest! about 20 hours ago from mobile web

i love life!!!! thank you Jesus! 4:13 PM Apr 4th from web

go to perez and hear new my new song!! more is more!!!!1:48 PM Apr 3rd from mobile web

You can hear the tune on gay Peez Hilton’s godless site, and enjoy the lyrics here. Who needs Playboy?

More is more/On the dance floor
It’s f*cking chaos in here
More is more/Than you asked for
It’s f*cking chaos in here

I’m good to go/Got my girls in tow
I’ve been waiting all week to get high

Forget your plans/With your man/At your hand
There’s plenty of that kinda guy where I’m goin’

To put the tin lid on Montag’s box of talents, she and Mr Pratt pose on the red carpet with the aforesaid Playboy issue. Pratt even stoops to kiss the cover.

Enjoy:

Anorak

Posted: 7th, August 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink