Cat Caught Downloading Child Porn

AT Martin County Sheriff’s office, Keith R. Griffin, 48, says his cat has been downloading child pornography on his computer.

No, not the cat’s computer. To compound the insult, the cat has been using Griffin’s PC.

Griffin says he leaves his computer on and the cat jumps on the keyboard.

Cats. Never trust a cat.

Thanks to the typing cat – who is thought to have also downloaded 2,000 snaps of kittens - 1,000 child pornographic images wound up on Griffin’s PC.

Griffin is being held in the Martin County Jail in lieu of $250,000 bail. The whereabouts of his cat is unknown, but he is thought to be writing a book on the perils of paedophilia and looking for research material…

Research: Nine out of ten peados swear by it.

Anorak

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