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‘Raped’ Michael Jackson Was Castrated And Mark Lester Fathered Paris Jackson

by | 9th, August 2009

jackson-lesterMICHAEL Jackson Watch: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Michael Jackson in the news – Mark Lester is Paris Jackson’s dad, and Jacko castration drugs…

News Of The World: “I’M JACKSON’S GIRL REAL DAD

Oliver film star Mark’s amazing baby confession.

It’s Mark Lester. He’s god father to all of Jackson’s three children. He says he’s Paris Jackson’s sperm daddy. Girl for sale… Girl for sale…

Says Mark:

“It’s been a secret for so long. In 1996 Michael asked me if I would give him my sperm and I said yes. It was a gift to him, no money was paid, it was something I was honoured to do. He wanted children so badly…”

Don’t bother to wrap the gift. No need for a card. Sperm is the perfect emergency present for brithdays, weddings, Bar Mitzvah’s and more!

“With Michael’s mother Katherine now their legal guardian it’s like the kids are being isolated. Up until Michael’s memorial I was in touch with them on a weekly basis…

“This isn’t what Michael would have wanted. I feel I have to come forward, as my only way of saying, ‘Please don’t shut me out!'”

It being what Jackson would have wanted, Mark Lester tells us about Jackson’s sex life:

“Michael found it very difficult to have relationships with women. He found the sexual act something he couldn’t do. When he was about 16 or 17 he had a very famous female child star who basically jumped on him, naked in his hotel room, and tried to seduce him.”

Miss Piggy raped him?

“He became very scared, and found it so disturbing he couldn’t perform.”

But Mark was up to it.

Oom-pa-pa! Oom-pa-pa!
That’s how it goes,
Oom-pa-pa! Oom-pa-pa!
Ev’ryone knows.

The Moonwalk method

7506658“He said he wanted to moonwalk on the moon, and wanted me there to be his buddy. I didn’t expect it to happen, but I accepted. He had an incredible aura about him. Whatever he said, however short notice, you’d go along with it.

“Sperm donation was the same.”

Tor The clinic

“I went in a bit sheepishly and came out a like a teenage boy leaving a porn film,” recalled Mark.

Reviewing the Situation

Mark said: “Paris is very pale, with blue eyes. All my daughters, apart from my eldest, are fair with blue eyes. So many people have commented on how alike Harriet and Paris look. Our families often holidayed together and staff, especially nannies, watching the children play together would say how similar the two girls looked.”

Uri Geller – the spoon bender – is on Sky News to say: “I knew it all along.”

Sunday Mirror: “Michael Jackson had jab to curb sex urges for young boys”

A doctor has revealed how he prescribed Michael Jackson a “chemical castration” drug to suppress his sexual urges towards under-age boys.

Oliver! Oliver! Never before has a boy wanted more…

Jacko – notorious for sharing his bed with young boys – took a powerful drug given to sex offenders to cool his sexual appetite.

The drug – Depo Provera – was prescribed to him by highly-respected Dr Alimorad Farshchian, who was concerned about Jackson’s behaviour. Normally used for birth control, it restricts men’s flow of testosterone-producing brain hormones.

And asked if Dr Farshchian’s had prescribed drugs to Jacko to curb his sex drive, his spokesman confirmed: “Yes, that’s exactly it. He was trying to help Michael.”

Al together now:

Consider yourself at home.
Consider yourself one of the family.
We’ve taken to you so strong.
It’s clear we’re going to get along.
Consider yourself well in…

The People: “Amazing fight that left star looking like THIS”

See picture of Jackson looking just like, er, Jackson.



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