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This Week In Closer: Kerry Katona’s Lap Dancer, Carol McGriffin Is Not “Slut” Katie Price And Brian Zembic’s Jordans

by | 11th, August 2009

closer THIS week in Closer Magazine Kerry Katona takes back “cheating’ Mark Croft, Jordan’s kids thinks she’s a “slut”, Carol McGriffin talks about not talking about her marriage and a man with fake breast looks for love…

Lisa Burrow, editor of Closer magazine, brings news of Kerry Katona:

“Kerry Katona’s life has, predictably, taken another turn for the worse. While on a recent make-or-break holiday to Magaluf with husband Mark she stayed in the hotel room while he went out groping and propositioning lap dancers.”

Make or break? Vote now!

Inside, Closer readers get news from Kerry’s mum Sue, who has seen pictures of Mark climbing on top of lap dancer Claire Basset and trying to take her clothes off ”. Says Sue:

“I’m worried sick about Kerry now she’s taken him back. Mark’s destroyed her self-esteem… What does he have to do to make her realise what a bastard he is?”

This might be rhetorical question, but if it’s not than Anorak suggests that Croft shag a lap dancer over the family kitchen table and spill the milk from Kerry’s breakfast cereal in her slippers.

There then follows an exchange between Sue and Kerry:

Sue : “Have you seen it the story about Mark trying to shag the lap dancers?”
Kerry : “He’s been stitched up.”
Sue : “For God’s sake, he’s been filmed trying to shag her, what more do you need to see?”

Again the question is rhetorical. And readers are invited to submit their own answer, perhaps with pictures and drawings, and send them to Kerry Katona competition, c/o Groser magazine.

Jordan’s Mum :

Amy, the Jordan Mother, has a question for her daughter Katie Price:

“Do you want the kids growing up thinking you’re a slut?”

To your keypads, Katie. What says you, kidzzzz?

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